Teresa Giudice has until January 5th to turn herself in to begin serving her 15 month jail sentence. She recently made a YouTube video with her friend and Real Housewives of New Jersey co-star Dina Manzo detailing her New Year's Resolutions. Here they are:
1) Avoid bad carbs (I don't think they do gluten-free in prison)
2) Work on her ass (She'll probably get time to exercise in the yard)
3) Keep being around positive people (Would we call fellow prisoners positive people?)
4) Spend more time with Dina (Hard to do with those short visiting hours)
Well, one out of four ain't bad.
Don't ever change, Teresa!
Oh, Teresa!
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong of me to think that she looks like an extra from Clan of the Cave Bear?
ReplyDeleteI'd say you are being generous.
DeleteI can't wait to see what she's like after she gets a dose of reality in jail.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to see what she's like when she's released, too. Part of me thinks she'll change, but another part of me thinks she'll be the same once she has finished her sentence. I mean, the Feds raided her home just days before Christmas, because she and her husband were allegedly hiding money from the government.
DeleteYou'd think she'd have changed some already, but she doesn't seem to have changed at all.
I can't wait to see if she actually turns herself in by January 5th!! Who wants to bet that she thinks the whole jail thing is optional?
DeleteVIP, I'm with you. I cannot see her actually turning herself in voluntarily. She thinks she is above this. She cannot be as stupid as she come off on TV and in interviews.
DeleteNow that you mention it, I can see her not turning herself in on the 5th. If she doesn't, she'll just blame her attorney, like she has been doing.
DeleteVIP is right. I doubt she will turn herself in voluntarily. She is in denial and doesn't think she will see the inside of a cell at all and that some miracle will happen which is probably that Juicy Joe will do her time for her. You can bet she has lawyers working on something like that right as we speak.
Deletei love delusional unicorns in all their glitter shitting glory..
ReplyDeletecan we put cameras all over her cell big brother style and live stream??
Sugartits wins the interwebs today with your first line.
Delete+100 Glitter Shitting Glory. You should make that into a haiku sugar bread, that was beautiful!
Deletegood luck with that jail food diet. She is the epitome of denial.
ReplyDeleteDon't think she doesn't have 1200 YouTube videos pre-recorded to be released each week that she's in jail, she's crafty like that.
ReplyDeleteHer lawyer said the raid story was false.
ReplyDeleteHmm nothing about being a better person or better parent to her her kids. As usual all about her...
ReplyDeleteWhy do I think if you or I jacked the govt like that, we'd be getting 5-7 years? I hope they treat her like a child molester in there. Let's just see what a Jersey "bad ass" she really is when confronted by real jailhouse bitches.
ReplyDeleteHint: Teresa, you can't flip the tables in prison, they're bolted down.
Add to that list...stop stealing and cheating money from others!
ReplyDeleteSpend more time with my children instead of galavanting around town and going on ski trips before going to prison.