Bill Cosby Loves Pudding

...pudding his dick where it don't belong. According to Page Six, instead of addressing the myriad allegations against him, Bill Cosby has hired a load of private investigators to discredit his many many many many accusers. Cosby allegedly told members of his legal and PR team, "If you're going to say to the world that I did this to you, then the world needs to know, 'What kind of person are you? Who is this person that's saying it?'" You stay classy, Cosby.