If you look closely at her sunglasses, there appears to be a bald guy taking the photo in front of a laptop. Do all celebs bring their PR Instagram pros with them on vacation? Because they're not taking selfies!
It's cool that she was able to go to a party last night as she tweeted yet she couldn't get out of bed while not having a virus to let Oprahs cameras film her putzing around unscripted.
Maybe she's trying to one up Angelina and prove that you CAN go out in public with the chicken pox virus! Angie's just a pussy for staying home, right?
So what is this mosquito-borne virus that has felled our sweet LiLo in the autumn of her youth, forcing her to look on in anguish as her creepy European friends splash and play on their jet skis?
According to WHO, the name "Chikungunya" derives from a word in the Kimakonde language which means "to become contorted." Other important takeaways:
Chikungunya is a viral disease transmitted to humans by infected mosquitoes. The virus can be found in Africa, Asia and the Indian subcontinent. Symptoms include fever, severe joint pain, muscle pain, headache, nausea, fatigue and rash. Symptoms in infected individuals are often mild and the virus sometimes goes unrecognized or misdiagnosed in areas where dengue occurs. Most patients recover fully, but in some cases joint pain may persist for several months, or even years. There is no specific treatment, cure, or vaccine, with treatments generally focused on symptom-relief.
Seeing as Lindsay looks pretty not-contorted in those Instas, I'd say her chances of survival are promising. Her chances of correctly spelling "bug spray" are, sadly, 1 million to 1.
Is that what's on her upper lip? Or is that a shadow?
ReplyDeleteI am dying to know how the sales of her new mens clothing line were....
ReplyDeleteprobably up there with Vonda Sheppards album sales.....
DeleteDereck- snap!!!!!! Love it!!!!
DeleteI'll bite! Is the virus Simplex 1 or Simplex 2?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! Dunno know why, but I always imagine her to have varuccas. *Berk*
Delete"Lindsay Lohan IS a Virus" <--- There, fixed that for ya.
ReplyDeleteRats!!!! That's EXACTLY what I was going to say!!!!! :)
DeletePenicillin will cure that and a chastity belt will prevent reinfection.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little baffled by the continued Lindsay hatred. Enty still publishes weekly invented blinds about her...
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't done anything outrageous in a long time. On the contrary, she just completed a successful engagement in London's West End.
With such loathsome creatures as the Kuntrashians prowling the Earth, LiLo is the least of my concerns.
Oh Dex, to be young and so full of hope!
DeleteLol @auntliddy Maybe I just root for lost causes...
DeleteThanks for sharing your virus with all the innocents on vacation. Viral infections can spread faster than you spread your legs linds!
ReplyDeleteSince I watched the South Park episode with this in it last night,
ReplyDeleteGuy: Are you sure you have a virus?
Lindsay: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
That was exactly where my brain went.
DeleteShampoo allergy is not a virus.
ReplyDeleteGood to see Lindsay finally landed where she belongs....in a sentence with both the words "virus" and "positive" in it
ReplyDeleteIt would be more accurate to say "Virus has a Lindsay Lohan".
ReplyDeleteI have a virus which means my immune system is comprised and I'm in a tropical climate suspect to picking up more strange..stay a long time girl..
ReplyDeleteCockroaches can get viruses?
ReplyDeleteThat dude in the picture does not appear pleased that he's standing down-wind from her.
ReplyDeleteShe looks likes she's got a cold sore on her upper lip as pointed out by @Meanie
ReplyDeleteShe has a local virus from some tropical mosquito, but dont worry, she's only uncomfortable when shes sober, so shes fine, lol
ReplyDeleteShe only has A virus?! Has she not had every virus there is to have?
ReplyDeleteIf you look closely at her sunglasses, there appears to be a bald guy taking the photo in front of a laptop. Do all celebs bring their PR Instagram pros with them on vacation? Because they're not taking selfies!
ReplyDeleteShe's announcing it because she was ordered by the CDC and the UN to contain the inevitable outbreak.
ReplyDeleteIts 'affect' not 'effect' darling. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool that she was able to go to a party last night as she tweeted yet she couldn't get out of bed while not having a virus to let Oprahs cameras film her putzing around unscripted.
ReplyDeleteHope it's not ebola.
ReplyDeleteTell us something we DON'T know.
ReplyDeleteJust one?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's trying to one up Angelina and prove that you CAN go out in public with the chicken pox virus! Angie's just a pussy for staying home, right?
ReplyDeleteA as in one virus? Ha.
ReplyDeletejezebel breaks it down here
ReplyDeleteSo what is this mosquito-borne virus that has felled our sweet LiLo in the autumn of her youth, forcing her to look on in anguish as her creepy European friends splash and play on their jet skis?
According to WHO, the name "Chikungunya" derives from a word in the Kimakonde language which means "to become contorted." Other important takeaways:
Chikungunya is a viral disease transmitted to humans by infected mosquitoes.
The virus can be found in Africa, Asia and the Indian subcontinent.
Symptoms include fever, severe joint pain, muscle pain, headache, nausea, fatigue and rash.
Symptoms in infected individuals are often mild and the virus sometimes goes unrecognized or misdiagnosed in areas where dengue occurs.
Most patients recover fully, but in some cases joint pain may persist for several months, or even years. There is no specific treatment, cure, or vaccine, with treatments generally focused on symptom-relief.
Seeing as Lindsay looks pretty not-contorted in those Instas, I'd say her chances of survival are promising. Her chances of correctly spelling "bug spray" are, sadly, 1 million to 1.
Image via Instagram
I wonder where the chick on the right got her sunglasses from - #MustHave
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