Monday, December 29, 2014

Instagram Pic of the Day

Une photo publiée par Victoria Silvstedt Official (@victoriasilvstedt) le

71 comments:

  1. Isn't she the ultimate yacht girl? I'd love to be in St. Bart's.

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    1. Yeah ... she had a short-lived reality show on E! a few years back. Stunning looking girl but doesn't have much going on in the brains department.

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  2. No idea who she is but I wouldn't complain about being there...

    Last post of the day, it's KJE's reveal time and Foxella's posting all of them! \o/

    FIRST UP: Remember how Enty said they would never out anyone? Well, Kim Jong Enty is a liar liar pants on fire. They just posted that Lee Pace (he plays Thranduil in The Hobbit movie) is gay and Kate from Lost didn't know it! I hope KJE is calling Kaley Sweeting's nose doc, because they're going to need one soon.

    Nope. He is gay and just wants a baby.
    December 29, 2014
    This foreign born former A list mostly television actress who disappeared after her hit show went off the air is now a B- list mostly movie actress.

    She is also convinced that her recent co-star in a huge blockbuster is in love with her.

    Nope. He is gay and just wants a baby.

    Actress: Evangeline Lilly
    Co-star: Lee Pace

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    1. "Enty" has changed so many times I doubt they can keep track of old promises

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    2. i thought lee pace was openly gay though??

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    3. Lee Pace isn't openly gay, he's in what Jezebel calls "the glass closet".

      Ian McKellan accidentally outs two actors

      Thing is, E has crowed about never outing because it's just not right, but then outs left and right. It's like when they talk about how horrible a victim of rape or molestation or incest is treated, and then invites guesses for the victim, not the perp.

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    4. found this.. it's a bit long but i'd rather copy/paste so everyone doesn't have.

      2014 is quickly shaping up to be the Year of Celebrity Outings. In the first week of the new year, as the Internet was abuzz over rumors about Republican politician Aaron Schock’s sexuality, Sir Ian McKellen belatedly upped the ante. An interview from a 2012 press junket resurfaced last week, one in which the British thespian casually outed half of his “Hobbit” castmates. Fielding a question on whether it’s getting better for gay actors in Hollywood, McKellen went right to naming names. “Just look only how many openly gay actors in the ‘Hobbit’ with were: two of the dwarves, to Luke Evans, Stephen Fry, Lee Pace,” McKellen said, in a very rough translation from the original German.

      The problem is that only one of those actors is actually out: Stephen Fry. Lee Pace has never commented on his sexuality one way or the other. Queerty describes Pace as “not really out.” On Pace’s sexuality, Queerty’s Daniel Villarreal asked, “If you’re famous, like boys and live openly gay in your personal life, but don’t announce your gayness on a magazine cover or talk show, does that mean you’re closeted?” However, Luke Evans is an odder case, an actor who has been “on-again, off-again gay.” Evans described himself as a “gay man” in a 2002 profile in The Advocate, and in 2004, he told Gaydar Nation what he looks for in gay porn stars: “An enormous big fat cock!” Now Evans is straight with a girlfriend, at least in the press.

      The gulf of difference between Lee Pace and Luke Evans shows the changing nature of the closet in 2014. Throughout his career, Pace has been as out as you can be without ever saying it, showing a consistent interest in queer projects. Lee Pace’s breakout role was playing a transgender nightclub singer in “Soldier’s Girl.” Since then, he appeared in Tom Ford’s “A Single Man” (based on the landmark gay novel), “Infamous” (about the making of Truman Capote’s “In Cold Blood”) and “Pushing Daisies,” executive produced by the openly gay Bryan Fuller. His career is similar to that of Zachary Quinto, a character actor similarly attracted to smaller projects. Quinto came out in 2012, and although it may have surprised some to learn their favorite Vulcan was gay, it didn’t hurt his career. Quinto’s coming out didn’t even make the headline in his own profile. It wasn’t considered a lead.

      However, a Daily Beast article from 2011 looked at the difference between the Zachary Quintos and Lee Paces and guys like Luke Evans. Evans recently starred in “Fast & Furious 6″ and is the face of the rebooted “Crow” franchise, a rising star in an action genre in which gay actors are untested. “Do you want a career or do you want to be out?” The Daily Beast’s Tricia Romano asked. “It’s, what kind of career do you want? If you are open, you might not become the next Russell Crowe, but you could have a more interesting path. Quinto and Evans are, in a way, taking a parallel ride; but while the former might be seen more as a character actor; the latter, as [Paris Barclay of The Advocate] put it, ‘might be a Captain Kirk,’ and as he noted: ‘There are different dollar signs on different kinds of roles.’”

      With Tom Daley and Maria Bello’s double coming out at the end of 2013, it’s easy to wax lyrical about the changing nature of coming out in Hollywood and say that it’s no longer a big deal. When you see a tidal wave of positive publicity from major media, the feeling is that our media culture is post-queer. However, Evans shows that gay actors still face obstacles to coming out, like a homophobic industry mindset that believes gay leads only have worth if they stay in the closet. If not, every gay actor would be out, and Rupert Everett wouldn’t be openly encouraging young queer men who want a career to stay in the closet. Just because it’s getting better for some doesn’t mean it’s great for everyone.

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    5. If you need proof, ask Aaron Rodgers. The Green Bay Packers quarterback has been inundated with rumors about his relationship with Kevin Lanflisi, his former personal assistant and roommate. The speculation is based on a series of photographs of and tweets between the two from recent years, which allegedly surfaced after the pair broke up. After NBA star Jason Brooks opened up about his sexuality this spring, three NFL players were expected to come out over the summer. Rodgers was speculated to be one of them, but this never transpired. As the story goes, this drove a wedge between Rodgers and Lanflisi, who wanted Rodgers to go public with the truth about his life. On September 13, Lanflisi tweeted, “Silence always comes with an expiration date.”

      I don’t know if Rodgers is gay. However, I’m sure that speculating about his sexuality is a diverting way to spend your time on the Internet, putting together puzzle pieces that don’t quite fit to pretend you’ve built a castle. The problem is that it’s not a game for Aaron Rodgers. It’s his life. Rodgers isn’t just a celebrity; he’s a person with his own agenda. According to OutSports, Mr. Rodgers’ brother is an anti-gay activist, and his father was none too pleased with allegations around his son’s sexuality, allegedly calling the rumors “disgusting.” In addition to roadblocks in his family life, Aaron Rodgers faces a league that’s extremely hostile to even the idea of homosexuality. Miami Dolphins player Jonathan Martin left the team in 2012 following a series of abusive text messages from a teammate about his race and perceived sexuality, and Vikings kicker Chris Kluwe recently alleged that he lost his job over his outspoken support of LGBT rights.

      Outing doesn’t fix the underlying homophobia and the culture of fear that keeps people in the closet in the first place. As Cyd Zeigler argued in OutSports, outing helps absolutely no one. Honesty is only beneficial when you’re ready to live the truth. “We don’t know of a single male athlete in the United States who has come out publicly on his own accord and suffered overall negative consequences,” Zeigler wrote. “However, the two male athletes we know were outed — football players Greg Congdon and Jamie Kuntz — were both removed from their teams and suffered. Outing is damaging; Convincing someone to come out publicly (which we have done many times) can be powerful.” According to Zeigler, all Rodgers’ public shaming does is make it harder for other players toying with coming out. It makes the problem worse.

      If there’s any lesson that Luke Evans and Lee Pace can learn from the Aaron Rodgers controversy, it’s that every person needs to decide what being out means to them — and what the right time for the truth is. Harvey Milk once encouraged every queer person to come out, in order to show that we’re here. We exist. We are your neighbors, your friends and your football-playing sons. However, the only way to make being out powerful is to let everyone define that for themselves. As Zeigler suggested, we need to focus on making our culture more safe for everyone to be out in the first place, a place where no one can be fired for supporting equality, and dwarves can be as out and proud as they like.

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  3. Next up: Um, I kinda sorta remember this guy, he told his daughter he was sleeping around while her mom was in chemotherapy. Class act, that one, but who clutches their pearls anymore when a politician is caught fooling around?

    She is used to a no touch type of relationship

    December 29, 2014
    Apparently this former A+ list politico wanted to actually have sex with this reality star and it freaked her out.

    She is used to a no touch type of relationship.

    John Edwards


    NOTE TO KJE: I am not Outtie and this is not from your site, this is a direct copy/paste from here:

    http://www.foxella.com/she-is-used-to-a-no-touch-type-of-relationship/

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    1. So who is the reality star? Surely not Kim K?

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    2. late to the party but doesn't padma charge a shit ton and doesn't put out
      until like 3 weeks and $$$ in the bank???
      she is also A+ list reality

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  4. THIRD UP: Like the Cosby kids don't have enough on their minds, Kim Jong E is saying that little Rudy from the Cosby Show is a ho, I think for a real housewife's bodyguard but the wording is (as usual) odd.

    Last week this “Real Housewives of Atlanta” barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80’s as a child star, so was presumably safe back then.

    Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star.

    Porsha Williams
    Keshia Knight Pulliam


    ***NOTE: I am not Outtie and I did not copy this from KJE's site. It was copy/pasted directly and with attribution from Foxella.com, a gossip aggregation blog. You can see the link to FOXELLA here: http://www.foxella.com/anyway-the-former-child-star-is-now-the-go-to-woman/

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  5. #4 for Monday: A bald lady was dumped by Mimi's ex who was apparently a talk show host at one point. I was getting slurpees that day.

    December 29, 2014
    This B- list celebrity who used to be a model and became famous because of someone she was with not that long ago in the past says she was dumped by this actor turned talk show host/reality host after they hooked up a few times.

    Apparently they are not even working together any longer.

    Amber Rose
    Nick Cannon


    ***NOTE: Copy/pasted directly and with attribution from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator.

    http://www.foxella.com/apparently-they-are-not-even-working-together-any-longer/

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    1. On another note, I should have been a yacht girl. Look at that view :(

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  7. thanks for the posts seven! What am i doing with my life I should have been a yacht girl

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  8. Next up: Here's something Just Kiddin'* apparently doesn't know: a lot of people also know how to use Google and Wikipedia. So in this big ol' reveal, Dorothy's daughter is in a wheelchair.

    This latest surgery has left her wheelchair bound for the time being
    December 28, 2014
    What former A+ list singer/actress and EGOT winner is contemplating on announcing her retirement from live performing next year?

    This latest surgery has left her wheelchair bound for the time being and she’s been undergoing intensive physical therapy.

    Liza Minnelli


    Aaaaand Wikipedia says:

    After a serious case of viral encephalitis in 2000, doctors predicted that she would spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair and would perhaps not even be able to speak again. However, she refused to accept this and with the help of vocal and dance lessons (most notably with Sam Harris, Ron Lewis, and Angela Bacari), which she still takes daily, managed to recover and returned to the stage in 2001 when asked by long-time friend Michael Jackson to perform at Madison Square Garden....

    Minnelli told reporters, "I am stable as a table."


    *NOTE: Item reprinted directly and with attribution from FOXELLA.COM, a gossip aggregator.
    http://www.foxella.com/this-latest-surgery-has-left-her-wheelchair-bound-for-the-time-being/

    *names changed to protect the innocent and the guilty

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    1. Minnelli told reporters, "I am stable as a table."

      Stable as a table with two legs...

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  9. A "real housewife" got a boob job. Clutch my pearls and kiss my grits!

    She even got new bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating
    December 28, 2014
    This NYC Real Housewife has been working out 4 hours a day and even got new bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating.

    So far it isn’t working.

    Kristin Taekman


    *NOTE: posted with attribution from FOXELLA.COM
    http://www.foxella.com/she-even-got-new-bigger-breast-implants-to-try-and-keep-her-husband-from-cheating/

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    1. It never does, he's looking for younger and different than you.

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  10. This one is a genuine load of things you'll find after the Budweiser horses go through your town. Also, Not Kiddin'* may want to look into that deviated septum, what with the second "I don't out people" in two days. Nico is gay but not publicly yet? Why, let Not Kiddin'* take care of that for you!

    She still has feelings for her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce
    December 28, 2014
    What B-list former tweener who is starring on a cable sitcom next year, chastised her PR people for trying to set her up with her openly gay (although not publicly yet) male costar from the show, because she still has feelings for her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce.

    Hilary Duff
    Husband: Mike Comrie
    Nico Tortorella


    *names changed to protect the innocent and the guilty

    **NOTE: item reposted directly from FOXELLA.COM
    http://www.foxella.com/she-still-has-feelings-for-her-husband-and-is-thinking-about-calling-off-her-divorce/

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  11. Did you know that cake has the power to turn an A list mostly movie actress into an almost A list mostly movie diva? Well, Entward Scissorhands* does! Witness the power of prescience!

    Our actress is letting out her diva everywhere and has been such a pain that even her boyfriend has stayed away
    December 28, 2014
    This former A list mostly television actress who has made some fairly blah movies the past two decades is finally getting some critical praise and it has turned her into a huge pain.

    Always a diva who never let it show, our actress is letting out her diva everywhere and has been such a pain that even her boyfriend has stayed away.

    Jennifer Aniston


    *Name changed to protect something or other

    **NOTE: Item posted with attribution from FOXELLA.COM
    http://www.foxella.com/our-actress-is-letting-out-her-diva-everywhere-and-has-been-such-a-pain-that-even-her-boyfriend-has-stayed-away/

    still not Outtie

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    1. And on the opposite note did anyone see the season finale of The Comeback. Lisa Kudrow/Valerie Cherish, you made me verklempt again. Awesome.

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    2. I love love love that & web therapy! I haven't seen the finale yet, I have to watch on my phone & I'm waiting till I'm home alone so I can watch without distractions!

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    3. Jennifer bores me. Justin seems like an okay sort of guy but I can't imagine Jennifer being happy for him having his own successful career. I'll be very surprised if they make it to the altar.

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  12. Remember multiple choice tests? You had two or three or four options for the right answer, and when you got the test back, you were told whether or not you picked the right answer. Well, in some lalalands, this is not the case. You get the quiz back and either A or B is right. Right? Let's ask Professor C.N.D.*, who offers you two choices that may or may not be right - you decide!

    Mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man except…
    December 28, 2014
    This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man.

    He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who don’t mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes.

    Sean Connery
    OR
    Roger Moore


    *name changed because I had a mimosa

    **NOTE: item copied with attribution and commentary from FOXELLA.COM
    http://www.foxella.com/mostly-movie-actor-from-way-back-in-the-day-always-seems-like-a-loving-family-man-except/

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  13. Nice job Seven!! I wonder how many reader photos he'll have NYD. 10? 12?

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  14. To everyone's shock and awe, either Demi Lavoto or "Get My Good Side" Grande don't like posing with some other random person with a weird name. Listen, Seven cares about you. She cares a lot. If you pull those pearls too hard, they might pop off and then there's a Dharma Initiative video and Benjamin Linusent* trying to off you.

    Any pics you see of these two posing together like friends are staged to the hilt.
    December 28, 2014
    What two younger divas were screaming at each other backstage at one of the east coast Jingle Ball concerts after diva #1, a current two-hit wonder, occupied the dressing room meant for diva #2, an almost A-list former tweener, and dumping her personal belongings all over the dressing room?

    Any pics you see of these two posing together like friends are staged to the hilt.

    1 – Charli XCX
    2 – Demi Lovato
    OR
    1 – Meghan Trainor
    2 – Ariana Grande


    *name changed because Christmas is over and I still have those "Merry Christmas" Kleenex boxes around that can't be stored and must be used - only I don't have a cold and when I do, the Kleenex will be gone

    **NOTE: Item reposted with attribution from FOXELLA.COM
    http://www.foxella.com/any-pics-you-see-of-these-two-posing-together-like-friends-are-staged-to-the-hilt/

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    1. Demi is one of the biggest bitches ever. Charli seems kind of mellow and cool, so I don't think it's her.

      Meghan wears so much darned make-up! In the close-ups of the 'Lips are Moving' video her lipstick is bleeding and you can see where her foundation hasn't been properly blended. What a mess.

      I'm going to go for the Meghan/Ariana option.

      Oh, and I hope Ariana disappears to behind the scenes next year! She's an irritating little twerp, that one.

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    2. Stepforded, Santa brought you an extra special gift for your comment! A certain friend who likes numbers found this little tidbit from our friend Professor E=MCWhatevea*.

      Proving he is a prick he texted a photo to his ex of he and his new hookup in bed together
      December 27, 2014
      This potential one hit wonder with the catchy song and interesting variation of spelling on a normal word hooked up with this B lister who is more known for the singer he dated forever.

      Proving he is a prick he texted a photo to his ex of he and his new hookup in bed together and started trashing the love making skills of his ex.

      Meghan Trainor
      Prick: Jason Derulo
      Ex: Jordin Sparks


      *name changed because who knew ruby red grapefruit vodka was so awesome with cranberry juice? No pricks needed!

      **NOTE: this item is straight, and with attribution, from FOXELLA.COM via the mysterious ways of ⌘+C+prick.

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  15. Seven you should start a site strictly where you bust enty's balls. Because that's the most truthful part about any of the reveals!

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  16. I'm not even bothering to copy/paste this screed, click on the link below if you're bored or the dryer's buzzer hasn't rung to tell you that your pants are dry. Basically, DJE* was friends-not-friends with Carlos ("real name") and got frisked a lot at Carlos' club. DJE, the probate lawyer, was shocked to find his friends at such a low-rent show featuring people he didn't usually represent (i.e., not dead). One of those friends was his bestie in the whole world ("let's call her JL", says not-obvious DJE) that he'd met two years ago and "(s)he mall type than was not someone who generally came to Carlos’ club".

    So DJE's buddy Carlos comes over and says this is who you came to see and it's PK, lead singer of a famous band that could sell out any club. DJE waxes poetical about the size of the room (capacity 1k) and how special it was. 7 wonders why Carlos specifically asked his dad's probate lawyer to meet Aimee Mann and Anthony Kiedis. Oh, and "to be continued". Because 42 paragraphs wasn't enough. (Note: half of those paragraphs were one-liners. To wit:

    "You would not think that kind of noise could be sustained for very long.

    You would be wrong."

    *name changed because one must have a good nickname to enter a club and DJE works!

    **NOTE: Item posted with attribution from FOXELLA.COM by a commenter who has no affiliation with this site.
    Source: http://www.foxella.com/one-night-at-the-border-part-1/

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    1. im confused about kurt cobain fitting into this story

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    2. Delphine I don't think he does. I think Anthony Keidis is a good guess. My only two guesses for the female star are Taylor Dayne and Sheryl Crow. There was a very short supply of female chart toppers in the early 90's.
      I started researching then realized its kind of a dumb blind. Went to a concert got drunk and drove to Mexico. 2 musicians got tattoos. BFD right?

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    3. As a fan of both of those bands, I call bullshit.

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    4. Opening band: pearl jam
      Second Band: Nirvana (started out more punk and became what is known as grunge rock)
      Third Band: Rhcp, they all actually got on stage and played and sang each others songs during the entire tour. Kiedis had a house in Mexico that he used to run away too all the time. Pearl Jams album hadn't been released yet when they went on tour with them, so no one knew who they were. They of course got the gig because they started out as a cover band of Rhcp, which after ak went off the grid a few times being on heroin they repaid by giving him some of their set on the free Tibet music festival. And I'm going to just take a shot in the dark and say its Courtney Love and Billy Corgan from smashing pumpkins.

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    5. My brain hurts after reading that.

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    6. i thought pat benatar and her husband who was in the band
      and axel and sebastian bach
      or the red hcp

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    7. Pat's been married since the early 80's unless KJE fudged the "boyfriend" bit.

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    8. Club = Troubadour. Most people put "The" in front of Troubadour. Since there isn't a date given, hard to tell, but if KJE is "older," perhaps it's when Springsteen, Tom Petty and others surprised concert goers by playing with The Knack. Or maybe it's the first time Pearl Jam played there after changing their name from Mookie Blaylock. http://www.troubadour.com/history/

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  17. How funny. I just wasted the last hour over there at Foxella. No one posts any comments. Wonder why.

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  19. Remember when George Clooney almost punched David O Russell while filming Three Kings? Apparently he's not alone, according to Frankinentse*. Mr Bradley "calls his mom from the next room after sexy times, scares Zoe Saldana, is secretly gay, scares Jennifer Lawrence so bad that she refuses to star in another movie with - oh wait, she did two more, my bad" Cooper wants nothing to do with the guy who made Lily Tomlin mad.

    Actor doesn’t like any negative publicity anywhere near him
    December 27, 2014
    This A+ list mostly movie actor made excuses the other day so he would not have to be seen with his former boss who he has worked for multiple times.

    Our actor doesn’t like any negative publicity anywhere near him and the actor knew that his boss wanted photos with the actor and the former boss has had a really bad publicity week.

    Bradley Cooper
    David O. Russell


    *name changed because my English Breakfast Tea cooled and I am grumpy

    **NOTE: item posted directly from FOXELLA.COM via ⌘+C with attribution

    http://www.foxella.com/actor-doesnt-like-any-negative-publicity-anywhere-near-him/

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  21. I dated a dancer once. He was hotness, but alas, not very equipped in the brains department (he asked me why the switch on the heating pad said "NO") so it didn't last. I never did call him a "boy", though. Miz Enterstern wants it to be en pointe that Fist Brown's girl and Rita OreIda are both fighting over Caterpillar Brows who "may not be a boy".

    Both ladies are vying for the star’s attention
    December 27, 2014
    Which celebrity has caused a rift between Rihanna and Rita Ora?

    Both ladies are vying for the star’s attention.

    And that celebrity? Might not even be a boy…

    Cara D̶e̶L̶a̶s̶a̶g̶n̶e̶ Delevingne

    *name changed because I'm out of OJ

    **NOTE: item reprinted via ⌘+C from FOXELLA.COM with attribution and commentary

    http://www.foxella.com/both-ladies-are-vying-for-the-stars-attention/

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    1. Bwahahaha Cara DeLasagna - love it!

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  22. Apparently Lucille Austero isn't the only one in a wheelchair! Dr Entern* reports that Barry Manilow can apparently only muster his strength for three activities: singing on stage, doing a TV appearance, and something with a male escort who may or may not be a nurse. Otherwise he's in a wheelchair with a 24 hour nurse. 7 wonders if the 24 hour nurse is someone affiliated with Janet Jackson's help - you know, the ones who do 12 hours of domestic work followed by 12 hours of sex work. 7 also wonders if Dr Entern's employee, Entern Hyperbole**, passed maths.

    He had a male escort delivered. Nothing unusual about this.
    December 29, 2014
    This permanent A list singer who is living off his hits from several decades ago was at a hotel in London recently and had a male escort delivered.

    Nothing unusual about this.

    What was unusual was that our singer, who is not really that open about his sexuality was in a wheelchair.

    Apparently unless he is singing on stage or doing some type of television appearance he doesn’t have the strength to walk and has a 24 hour nurse to help him too.

    Barry Manilow


    *names changed with the inspiration of the amazing Dr Cox, who also doesn't believe it and has tickets to the May 2015 concert

    **NOTE: this particularly pearl-clutching scandal from Mandy brought to you by FOXELLA.COM. Link obtained via command + copy at http://www.foxella.com/he-had-a-male-escort-delivered-nothing-unusual-about-this/.

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  23. Damn Seven is entertaining the shit out of me today. Kudos, my friend, kudos!

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  24. Well these are far more interesting than the blinds I can say that.

    I'm sure if we all moved to posting over at Foxella then that site would soon get a cease and desist notice.

    His pissed that we broke up with him and rather than woo us with something pretty he tells us to come back or he'll file divorce. Thinking we'll really come running back. Nuh'uh.

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  26. I saw a post on FB that asked a simple, yet horrifying question: We teach our kids about stranger danger and not accepting candy from strangers, but once a year, we ask them to sit on an old man's lap, tell him their heart's desires, accept candy from him, and get their photo taken with him. Taken out of context ---- creepy much!

    Yeah, and so is this from our Enty Claus*. "Juicy stories involving child porn".

    Never stop, E*, never stop.

    Juicy stories involving child porn and his obsession with it

    December 26, 2014

    This former C list celebrity who could almost be A list in a certain naked corner of the entertainment world is trying to sell some very juicy stories about her A list ex and it involves child porn and his obsession with it.

    Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi

    *Names changed to protect whatever spaghetti a probate lawyer can throw at a wall and try to make stick

    Post reprinted with attribution from http://www.foxella.com. http://www.foxella.com/juicy-stories-involving-child-porn-and-his-obsession-with-it/

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    1. Yep; there were whispers that Denise caught him doing something suss on his computer when they were together

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    2. Can you even imagine the stories that Brett Rossi could tell about Charlie!?!? Gads, the imagination runs wild. How is he still walking this planet??

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  27. This was emailed to me so not a Foxella.com link. So more clues from DjE* indicates it was the 90s (duh), and the wording and what happened in the morning are big clues. Let's hope this isn't Weekend at Entiy's!

    Lots of e-mails this weekend asking about One Night At The Border and how there just are not enough clues. So, from the e-mails I received here are the questions and clues that were most frequently asked.

    Early 90’s

    The name of the club is one word. Some people put a The in front if it, but the real name only had one word.

    Not Billie Joe Armstrong, Trent Reznor, Gwen Stefani, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson,

    The initials all have something to do with the person. They are not random.

    The wording gives a very big clue.

    The location and what was happening in the morning also gives a very big clue.


    *name changed because I got distracted by the Wonder Woman stickers I found at the bottom of my purse

    **NOTE: I am not Outtie, this was posted with commentary from an email sent to my gmail address in my profile. I retain all rights to the snark and no rights to the original post except as to post them within the confines of the Fair Use Doctrine that allows original content to be reprinted as long as the reprinted content has added value, such as snark. Or, if you count the disclaimer, double snark.

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    1. *Scratches head* where is the blind?

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  28. Thank you 7. You've brightened up my evening immensely!

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  29. Sofia and Joe are engaged. Two fiancées in one year for her.

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    1. oh yes i saw all the staged pap photos *casual in hawaii* photos
      w/ snorfia and big gay alice.. this bearding arrangement must be GOOD

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  30. Seven - you da best! Funny as hell and oh so informative (via Foxella of course). Thanks honey, BW

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  31. Seven of Eleven: I simply just lurve you!! Thank you for that!!!!!!

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  32. And, Best Snark Thread of the Year goes to......Seven!
    Very hilarious.

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  33. Seven, if you weren't officially banned before tonight I think you can safely assume you're persona non grata now at the CDAN shit show :-) nicely done! Hoping you'll have mimosas in hand and snark poised to go New Years Day!

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  34. Wow. Seven! I'm late to this party but Damn, YOU ROCK.

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  35. Aw, thanks! And thank you to the person who emailed the extra items so I didn't have to turn off my speakers and visit Kim Jong Island. :D

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    1. You are fantastic! Thank you so much for the info, snark and hilarity!

      xxx

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