Update on Lindsay Lohan's Condition

Us Weekly has an update on the virus(es) plaguing Lindsay Lohan. She is battling Chikungunya, a rare, untreatable virus. The virus is transmitted by mosquitoes, and the symptoms include fever, joint pain, fatigue, and a rash. Apparently the joint pain can last for months. Not sure whether or not Lohan is currently claiming to be sober; if not, she surely has an endless supply of pills to help cope with the joint pain.