Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Update on Lindsay Lohan's Condition

Us Weekly has an update on the virus(es) plaguing Lindsay Lohan. She is battling Chikungunya, a rare, untreatable virus. The virus is transmitted by mosquitoes, and the symptoms include fever, joint pain, fatigue, and a rash. Apparently the joint pain can last for months. Not sure whether or not Lohan is currently claiming to be sober; if not, she surely has an endless supply of pills to help cope with the joint pain.

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  1. Not to belittle her pain but Chikungunya sounds like a really bad takeout meal.

    Get well soon, Lilo! Your sober coach needs you!

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  2. Pretty sure she is just dehydrated from being a drunk.

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  3. She will definetly be tying one on tonight! Do your thang Lilo---just dont drive, or hit, or steal......

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    1. She can't do her thing if those options aren't allowed!

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  4. No more Teen Mom blinds until the New Year. I promise. I usually only write about 3 or 4 of them anyway so think of it as entry level blind item guessing. This one is the drug addict. No, not the pill popper who cheats, the other one. Yeah, her. Apparently she is doing some kind of drug that is making her paranoid. She literally thinks everyone is out to get her and if you thought she could be dramatic and a pain before, then this drug is ten times worse.

    Thought this one was uh funny.....

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    1. So basically Kim Jong Enty clutched their pearls about Mary Jane and promised no more Teen Mom blinds until... tomorrow. Yer so funny, Enty!

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    2. I have no idea who that one is....Janelle?

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  5. So, if one of the symptoms is a rash, how would Lindsay know if anything was out of the ordinary? I imagine she has several already which are permanent.

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  6. Lindsay has led such an unhealthy lifestyle for so long, it seems anti-climactic that a poke from a mosquito sidelines her.

    From the Treatment section on Wikipedia: Rest and fluids may also be useful.

    I don't think vodka and Red Bull is the type of fluid they mean.

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    1. Lady H, you owe me a cup of coffee, because I just spilled mine due to laughing too hard.

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    2. considering everything that pokes lindsay i find it hard to believe that a poke from a mosquito takes her down

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  7. This sure sounds like an Internet self-diagnosis. Can't really picture her consulting a doctor for a fever and sluggishness.

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  8. Cue Dina, "its not Lindsay's fault! She's still a kid."

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  9. Hey therrr LiHo
    Heard about your Chimechanga, and as one of uR besties I totally suggest you try getting pee'd on. Yeahhhh. No, like realeeee.
    I don't know if it will cure ur viral, but it will make u a bigbuttload of monaaay.
    Until then LILO u HO!
    And Look for my latest selfies @KK.twit.com

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  10. I do sympathise with her ... I'm allergic to mozzies and end up with welt-like markings whenever I get bitten. It's awful!

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  11. yeah riiiighht. Has she actually been to any countries that have chickunkya?(sp). Doubt seriously she has it. Look it up and see where they have serious outbreaks and doubt she's been to the Caribbean or Central America. nice try sweetie.

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  12. She just wanted an excuse for that big ol herpes on her lip.

    LILO: I got bit by a chupacabra! It's not my fault!!!

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