Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Tweet of the Day

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  1. @Lady, my Mom is on fb. She will post a video/link to my timeline, and if I dont "like" it, she will text me and ask if I saw it. *facepalm*

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    1. Did you see the article with the Jewish Mom texts? That stuff is hilarious.

      I'm so glad my Mother can barely use a cellphone.

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    2. Omar, I'm looking for the Like button!

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    3. @Lady, you kill it with the Broad City gifs!

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    4. My mom friended me on fb and I declined! Harsh maybe, but she would have gone psycho on my dad who I am fb friends with.

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  2. I love how she has to have the full fucking title - MRS Shannon T SIMMONS!!! Why doesn't she just tattoo it on her forehead - The Bastard FINALLY Married MEEEEEE! She's so gross the way she try to stay relevant (not as bad as PMK tho).

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  3. I can't believe ANYONE would look at Gene Sinmons and want to schtup him, let alone marry him.

    Ick.

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    1. Snarks, you got that right. His hair alone is frightening.

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    2. That hair is terrifying. He once said that it was up to the groupies if the Kiss makeup was on or off.
      Wonder how many said "off" only to ask him to put it back on.

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  4. I can't believe her avi - she looks like a photoshopped Cersei with her super-smooth skin and trying for a sexy side eye.

    @Omar, I get that too from SO's mom! When she got the FB app for her Android and a new puppy in the same week, we knew we were in for it.

    I saw on another site that KimK got a private screening of 50 Shades of Grey and tweeted that it was soooooo good. Considering her husband likes to wear those weird masks at his concerts, I'm not totally shocked.

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  5. Love Nick and Sophie turned out normal somehow

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  6. @califblondy ADORE Jewish Mom's texts. She is very funny, more so than most of the social media chuckleheads.

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  7. I know this is hard to believe but gene is actually a super nice guy. Also the reason why his hair looks like that is he covers up a deformed here. Still I wouldn't want to shtup them either.

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    1. Ear not here. Getting my nails done and using voice recognition.

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  8. And the first time I had sea urchin I thought it tasted like poop too. Finally had super fresh and it was waaaay better.

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  9. Nick seriously brings out my inner cougar.

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  10. My mum tries to turn off a computer by randomly hitting the keyboard. No chance I'll need to worry about her invading social media.

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