Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Beyonce Launches Vegan Meal Delivery Service

After completing a 22-day vegan challenge in 2013, Beyonce has teamed up with trainer Marco Borges to launch 22 Days Nutrition Vegan Meal Delivery. The meals cost between $9.24 and $14.85/meal depending on the plan you choose, and all meals are vegan, non-GMO, and free of gluten, soy, and dairy. For more information, visit the company's official site. Counting down the days until Goop starts a competing meal delivery service...
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  1. califblondyFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:15 AM

    I can do McDonald's for way less.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:19 AM

      And be happier! There's no vegan, organic, gluten-, soy-, dairy-free meal on earth that can put a smile on your face the way a Big Mac can.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    Is Beyonce implying she's gone vegan or is this a way to make money because she doesn't have enough in her savings account now?

    I'm so sick of the celebrity vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, paleo, no carb, no protein, no fat, carbo rich, just protein, wash down a stick of butter with a shot of olive oil JUST LIKE I DO! crap.

    BTW, if you chose the 2 meals per day for 22 days plan, it will cost you $479.16. Just for you. One person. You'd still need to feed your spouse and children.

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    1. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:25 AM

      The 3 meals/day for 22 days will cost you $600+ who the hell can afford that? That's not even including tax!

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    2. Brenda LFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:27 AM

      Gwyneth Paltrow can afford that shizz....

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    3. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:28 AM

      Goop's food must be laced with sex dust

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    4. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:43 AM

      Goop's offerings will require steaming.

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    5. safe4emilyFebruary 4, 2015 at 5:26 PM

      The thing is that even with the 3 meals/day plan for $600+, you will still be hungry.

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  3. Brenda LFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:19 AM

    well if you believe the blinds from the past, Beyonce is totally vegan except for those secret NOM NOM sessions of fried chicken!

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    1. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:21 AM

      And being from the South, she probably pairs that fried chicken with waffles. And butter. And warm maple syrup.

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    2. Brenda LFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:24 AM

      I'm gettin' HONGRY

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  4. califblondyFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:28 AM

    One of my bffs has Celiac's and it drives me crazy. She makes a big deal when we go out to eat telling the wait staff all about it. If I cook something all I hear is "I can't eat that!" I know it's serious for some people, but I also know some who were diagnosed with Celiac's and are now just fine eating flour, wheat, grains, etc.

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    1. Miss XFebruary 3, 2015 at 5:10 PM

      Celiac disease is serious. It's an autoimmune disease & while some might feel fine eating wheat, if they continue it will destroy their health. The gluten destroys something in their intestines that helps humans absorb nutrients. If a celiac keeps eating gluten, their body will stop absorbing nutrients.
      I have no doubt your friend is annoying, but it's extremely stressful to eat out or have someone cook for you when you have food allergies.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    I have gluten issues-some days I can have it and be relatively ok, others I eat a Sour Cream & onion potato chip and wind up in the floor with cramps.
    That being said, queen B can keep her meal plan.

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    1. JennmcnFebruary 3, 2015 at 4:02 PM

      There is no gluten in sour cream or potato chips. Gluten is protein found in wheat flour. Pasta, bread, etc. Sounds like you have an issue with lactose, the sugars found in dairy.

      Jeez, know your food issues people!

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    2. Miss XFebruary 3, 2015 at 5:12 PM

      You'd be surprised at the foods that have hidden gluten. I'd have to read the label but it wouldn't surprise me if they sneak gluten into these chips.

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  6. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    Seriously, I'd rather gnaw on a cardboard box. If I'm just eating salads I can do it for much cheaper.

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  7. Tina MalletteFebruary 3, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Well it depends on the severity of the Celiac's and you have to be careful, it can lead to cancer if you don't treat it seriously or it is left undiagnosed. Or so I was told by my friend who has it. I don't know if you can be allergic to gluten or are gluten intolerant and do not necessarily have Celiac's? I know sometimes too many carbs in general can do a number on the system especially at night.



    Yes Queen B can keep her meal plan. I am sure there will be enough pretentious gits who sign up for it for a while.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    I can only speak for myself, my gluten intolerance issues are recent. I do however, have a friend who is younger that has full blown Celiacs and from what I've read it can lead to increased odds for various types of cancer, but the two are not the same.

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  9. Sincerely,Your FriendFebruary 3, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    I wouldn't trust a comoany of hers, or most others, to truly omit all those things from the food. Just like organic veggies. How do I know they didn't mysteriouy get mixed with the other load?

    As for Micky D's. It's not my thing, nor ever was it my family's choice EXCEPT-
    My mom used to suffer from those 3 day migraines that force you to lay in the dark and not speak kind, but it came to be that as soon as she thought she could keep food down that a Big Mac would make for a speedy recovery.
    Weird.

    Of coarse, I on the other hand -as a teen in hospital was asked when I had my last BM? To which I teplied. "I can't remember the last time I had a Big Mac."

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  10. SusanFebruary 3, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    I find all of the gluten/celiac stuff fascinating. I am quite curious if it is real or a fad.

    I have had severe food allergies since I was a toddler. My parents had no idea I was crazy allergic to peanuts/peanut butter. When I told them I didn't feel well after eating it, they just thought I was being a brat. This, despite my chronic asthma attacks, throwing up, and hives out the wazoo. It finally became full blown anaphlaxyis when I was 7 at a family barbecue. I seriously would have kicked the bucket if my dad did not haul ass to the hospital. They say food allergies can get worse and worse as you age or you can grow out of them. I love to try all different foods. I think the whole world makes people really paranoid about everything. Just my 2 cents. Like a wackadoo allergist told me I shouldn't go to Phillies games because people could be eating peanuts around me and that I shouldn't fly in airplanes. I mean seriously. Get a fucking grip.

    That said, I have broken out in hives after touching a computer keyboard that somebody else touched while eating a peanut butter sandwich. That was an AWESOME day at work. Ha.

    All this vegan paleo no bread no carbs no anything diets baffle my brain. But to each his own!

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  11. Seven of ElevenFebruary 3, 2015 at 10:10 AM

    @Tina, gluten intolerance is not the same as celiac disease. I'm gluten intolerant and it messes up my system something awful when I slip (fortunately, I rarely slip - I used to love sandwiches and now the taste of bread repulses me), but true celiac can lead to autoimmune disorders, Crohn's, even cancer. I hate it when people say they have celiac disease when it's obvious they're just doing the Atkins diet - a true celiac checks the labels and doesn't sneak in a Kit Kat bar now and then.

    I think people who are dedicated enough to their vegan diets (and have some extra cash lying around) would appreciate a service like this. Vegan, GMO/soy/dairy-free is no easy feat. Personally, I'm closer to paleo and would wither away into nothingness without a good steak once in a while, but paleo isn't as hard as vegan.

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  12. UnknownFebruary 3, 2015 at 10:22 AM

    Sounds like she ripped off that 21 Fix that Montel Williams does infomercials for.

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  13. skippyFebruary 3, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    My sister is lactose intolerant, she misses cheese a lot. When she Really wants a bit she takes something called Lacteese (I think that's how it's spelt) & doesn't have the cramps etc.
    That meal plan is quite expensive for dust ;)

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  14. KatFebruary 3, 2015 at 1:09 PM

    Smart shopping and meal planning would be far cheaper then this. But it's all about the brand and Beyonce sells...people worship her, and if they have the money they'll spend it.

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  15. JennmcnFebruary 3, 2015 at 4:06 PM

    I won't be buying. Beyond doesn't need my money and I need my meat. My doctor says I don't get enough protein, so it's back to the protein shakes and meat everyday.

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  16. JennmcnFebruary 3, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    Spellchecker dislikes Beyonce as much as I do.

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  17. astrogirlFebruary 3, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    If she is really vegan she needs to ditch the fur

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  18. MinPinGirlFebruary 4, 2015 at 12:16 AM

    Oh shut up Beyonce and go away!

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