Thursday, February 5, 2015

Naughty Gossip Blind Item - Bulge Too Big

Which movie star is now on a new hit TV show, but no one warned the costume department what a big star he is! Wink.

“The costume department has had to have a special meeting to discuss the huge problem. Nothing in the private area fits and they are having to gets tailors to let out a few seams to help. At first it was a joke but now it has become serous. His bulge is proving to be distracting and needs to be fixed.”

Someone needs to call Jon Hamm for advice! WINK

Source: Naughty Gossip
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19 comments:

  1. snookiemonsterFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    I think goldbloom is endowed

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  2. UnknownFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:30 AM

    Wow! There was speculation that she would be forced out when the hacking thing happened. I guess they were right.

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  3. Bacon RanchFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:37 AM

    Is Golbloom on a new hit, though?

    Re: Pascal - Boy It didn't take long for them to throw her under the bus, did it?

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  4. The Real DragonFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:42 AM

    Terence Baby wipes Howard

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  5. Lady HeisenbergFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:46 AM

    Goldblum could qualify for Portlandia but Empire is more of a fit for new hit TV show

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  6. Kno WonFebruary 5, 2015 at 11:00 AM

    I think someone's paid their publicist a bonus.

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  7. F&GFebruary 5, 2015 at 11:28 AM

    @LH GOOD! I had the very unfortunate pleasure of spending an extended period of time in the same room with her on a couple of occasions and she truly is a GINORMOUS stuck-up bitch!! Of course she wasn't a bitch TO ME per se cuz she wouldn't dare acknowledge a peon like me. Nooooone liked her not even the A-listers. I know several people that are going to be VERY happy about that!

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  8. Seven of ElevenFebruary 5, 2015 at 11:46 AM

    A friend of mine met Goldblum in the hotel where he was filming Portlandia. She said he was super sweet and posed for pictures with her and her mom.

    I'm going with Terrence, though. Empire is a huge out of the gates hit and he has massive ego issues, so he probably - as Kno Won Uno said - paid to have this leaked. Dude tried to take credit for Iron Man being a huge hit because of him and not RDJ when they kicked him out after the first movie. Funny how the next two, sans Baby Wipe Wife Beater, also went on to become hits. But his willie is so much bigger than anyone else's, he should've been Iron Man but they couldn't make the suit fit! That's why!

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    1. Seven of ElevenFebruary 5, 2015 at 11:48 AM

      Oh, and Goldblum plays the piano! They had a giant grand piano in the hotel lobby and he played it quite well.

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    2. AIPFebruary 5, 2015 at 2:42 PM

      Le sigh... (At Goldblum, not that other twat)

      I enjoyed the Seaworld episode he was in with Olivia Wilde, he was utterly convincing :-D

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  9. jayjayFebruary 5, 2015 at 11:51 AM

    Goldblum is pretty "gifted." Nice guy, but I guess some would say a tiny bit weird? But weird and nice is more interesting than someone that's just nice, right?

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  10. BasilFebruary 5, 2015 at 12:14 PM

    Is she really that bad? Can't say as I had heard of her before the leaks.

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  11. auntliddyFebruary 5, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    Gloodblume s a bit off but still pretty delightful. And nothing beats the Hammaconda!! Nothing and no one!!!!

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  12. Brenda LFebruary 5, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    "His bulge is proving to be distracting and needs to be fixed.”

    Can he get a dick reduction?

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  13. F&GFebruary 5, 2015 at 1:45 PM

    yes!...and well...bitchy behavior from studio execs doesn't make for interesting news especially when most people have barely (if at all) heard the name.

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  14. Lucille LeSueurFebruary 5, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Howard, aka Vienna Sausage

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  15. UnknownFebruary 5, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    I just drifted off to my happy place with Idris Elba and Jon Hamm.

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  16. get off my lawnFebruary 6, 2015 at 3:15 AM

    Ah ha!! Now we see why he's so angry all the time!!!!

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