Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Magic Mike XXL Trailer

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    1. i'm gonna need a longer, thicker trailer to concur actually

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  2. I didn't get through ten minutes of the first movie so I have no interest in another one.

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    1. You aren't missing anything. When Olivia Munn is the best actor in the movie, you know it's horrible.

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  3. The Tater gots some fine moves on him when he wants to! I bet Jonah Hill hates the Charming Tater so hard, the way he puts on weight, yet instantly gets ripped at the drop of a hat. When Jonah Hill sleeps, he dreams he's a hot ripped dancing Tater too.

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  4. Did anyone else start mentally singing - She's a Maniac MAAANIAC on the floor - when you saw that welders helmet? I did.

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  5. Apparently some trainers say your muscle has memory so if you are in tip top shape it is of course easier to get back into tip top shape vs the muscles that never get used or got to the point of maximum efficiency. I am not sure if that is code for we can't tell you about the roids.

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  6. I know I'm probably a prude, but the first one gave me the heebie jeebies. Some random dude stripping and grinding his junk in my face, no thank you. And having to pay for the privilege? No thank you again. And the female lead was simply and distractingly awful.

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    1. the female lead in the first one was cody horn studio boss alan horns daughter
      this time its amber heard and i've seen her in earlier work and she can act she just needs to wash the stank of depp of her.. she played the younger charlize theron in that cold mountain or whatever rape mining movie with jeremy renner
      she's actually really good when she's not trying to be meryl

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  7. Seriously??? Trying way too hard, the 2 old dudes at the back remind me of the fake wrestlers from the 80's!!

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    1. channing can't have prettier girls dance around him just like sly and tom cruise can't have no tall boys

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  8. The Blu Ray has a setting where you can just watch all of the stripping without any of that annoying plot getting in the way. Just saying.

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  9. If I see this without first having seen Magic Mike, will I be totally lost?

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    1. yes dena it's just like watching transformers 4 and saying "where'd megan fox go??"

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    2. I gotta say that Matthew McConaughey was probably the best actor/body in the first movie. I thought it was gross. Matt Bomer did NOT look like he was enjoying himself (and I love Matt B. But he looked super uncomfortable I thought). All the guys were total sleezes but Matt Mc. owned the sleeze. I watched it on cable and it was BORING!!!!

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  10. I second Meanie's yawn with a "meh".

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