Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Naughty Gossip Blind Item - Straight Actor In Gay Bathhouse

Which happily married actor with a kid accidentally visited a gay bathhouse just before the Oscars!
When he was spotted by a gay makeup artist who had once done his makeup touch ups at a TV show, he protested that it was a big mistake.
“I have back problems and wants to relax,” he said!
He was at the Oscars as he was NOMINATED!!!!!!!

GUESS WHO!

25 comments:

  1. Mark Ruffalo or Benedict Cumberbatch

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  2. How does one "accidentally" visit a gay bathhouse?

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    1. Yes to that and is “I have back problems and wants to relax” code for getting a blow job? Hmmm, inquiring minds want to know.

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    2. Good point, calif. now i want a steam and a swim, lol

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  3. Are there straight bathhouses? VIP is back!..

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  4. Edward Norykn has a longstanding back injury

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    1. Married, one kid, one guest spot on Modern Family

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    2. Nicely done, which I should I have known, but I didn't realize he had a kid. Missed that one.

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    3. @VIP FTW all day errryday!

      In other news, Kelly O took over my keyboard and I need coffee.

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  5. *off topic* don't kill me. They've just announced the next AHS theme. It's Hotel, and Lady Gaga will be in it! I'm excited!

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    1. @Lady- you're welcome! I Can't wait for October. :3

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    2. What the hell ever happened to Lady GaGa's septum piercing btw? She made a big fucking deal about getting it done, had it video taped, wore a gold ring in it for a hot minute and I've not seen her with jewelry in it since. Sorry I've been shopping for septum rings and would love to be able to afford some of BVLA's gorgeous stuff but I'm not rich enough of famous enough to get freebies.

      Maybe the actor that "accidently" went into the gay bathhouse, thought it was a chiropractic office, proctologist's and spa rolled into one! How did he think that nobody was going to recognize him in there? Why bother to make up an excuse either?

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    3. @MinPin- Who knows?
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      Gaga's septum ring disappeared as quickly as those subdermal implants! I think that was the Born This Way era, right? I could see how any nasal or oral piercing could interfere with vocal ability. Or she just got over it. Another theory - a few of my friends who had septum rings took them out because they hated the smell.

      **WARNING -THIS IS GROSS***
      When they told me pierced septums could smell like having unwashed ear gauges under your nose full time, I could see why. That scent is super distinct and reminds me of how correctional facilities smell. So yuck!

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  6. He just wanted secretly soft skin ;)

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  7. I read on agc its Norton. Big woo, cant u just go there for a spritz and swim? Once u in there its unspoken u r available? The things i dont know. Its sad.

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  8. I don't know how it works either auntliddy, but maybe that's a good thing?

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  9. While I suppose it is possible to wander into a bath house not knowing it is a gay one, it is highly unlikely. Just ask Travolta!

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