Monday, February 23, 2015

Calvin Harris Sues To Stop Nude Photo Leak

TMZ reports that in addition to DJing, Calvin Harris has another hobby - sending naked selfies to women. Those pictures are now being shopped around, and Harris has hired a lawyer to stop their distribution. TMZ also says that "Big Sean's got nothing on him."

19 comments:

  1. Bigger than Sean?!? Great Scot!
    Thank God I'm not famous.

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  2. Um, no thanks Calvin. Yer alright pal.

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    1. That never ceases to amaze me.
      Yay! Another double black diamond difficulty level dick that @VIP can add to the wank bank someday!

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    2. Good heavens! My eyes are traumatized by the size of that thing! Its an anaconda!!!

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    3. Happy Monday everyone. .
      I needed that vip.. thanks and good luck
      you'll poke your eye out with that thing kid!!

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    4. Not to be crude, but one of my ex's (who's a white guy) his manhood was about an inch bigger then that :p

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    5. We are so gonna talk about this if I get to meet you.

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  4. Bigger. Than Big Sean. Ddddaayyyuuumm.

    I guess he sends the pics so the ladies involved can have cranberry juice and antibiotics on stand by for the raging case of cystitis they'll have after.

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  5. Oh my! And Rita Ora gave that up? That could seriously hurt.

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  6. Wonder what The Common looks like nekkid.

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  7. I thought Calvin Harris was a chick who sang "Sonny Came Home."

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    1. BWAHAHAHA!!!
      That was Shawn Colvin!
      I'm sure she's happy to be mixed up with someone CURRENT for once, instead of Meredith Brooks, Lisa Loeb, Dido, or Natalie Merchant!

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  8. Holy crap on a cracker, that makes the Hammaconda look like a micro-penis!

    If the dude didn't want anyone to see the photos, he shouldn't have sent them, much less to multiple women. This PSA brought to you by the Foundation for the Return to Common Sense.

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  9. I'm sure Rita Ora is behind selling the photos though after all the money she lost out when Calvin pulled his tracks after their breakup..
    This girl is Always gonna get Paid people $$$

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