Monday, February 23, 2015

Dakota Johnson Back On The Market

In a completely unsurprising move, Dakota Johnson has broken up with her boyfriend Matthew Hitt now that her movie has had a huge opening. Us Weekly reports that the reason behind the split was that her life was getting too crazy. Meanwhile, Johnson's co-star Jamie Dornan is still married.

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  1. Had no idea she even had a boyfriend..meh.

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  2. She is really pretty but i dont think shes come into her own yet.

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  3. Maybe she can be the seventh Mr. Billy Bob!!

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    1. *Mrs.
      Dammit. Woulda been funny if I hadn't flubbed the delivery.

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  4. I got talked into going to that movie by some friends (I'm actively seeking new friends now) only if they drove me because I was bringing a flask. She was really good in it. He was as terrible as you've heard and from the press they've been doing for it I kind of didn't recognize him without the beard. Anyway, her acting was great but I just didnt have a boner for either of them. Just plain looking people having cheesy conversations and pretty boring sex. I don't get it. Maybe you had to read the book to care about these people but I'm not going to.

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    1. Your "actively seeking new friends" statement just gave me a good laugh. Ha.

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    2. I'm convinced the Twihards are behind this movie's success.

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  5. She comes across as so bored/boring in interviews. She needs personality lessons. ITA Delphine, she was the best thing in Fifty Shades.

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  6. Didn't inherit her father's genes he could have played Christian Grey back in his prime, he was sex on a stick back in the day,

    And I haven;t seen the film but from the previews I did not understand all the people offended by the soft core porn are you kidding me there is more exciting sex on HBO every night

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    1. I don't how good an actor Ian Somerhalder is but at least he'd be nicer to look at. And he wanted that role so bad, he would have made the effort.

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  7. She seemed so awkward on the red carpet last night.

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  8. They have zero chemistry. Zero. They look like they actively hate each other!

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  9. I loved her tiff with mom on the red carpet. It spoke volumes. My sympathies to Dakota

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    1. Right! I've warched it over a couple of times

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  10. She's so plain. Even in her worst roles Melanie was interesting. I felt bad for Melanie when she snapped at her, it's like no bitch your mom does not want to watch your plain box get eaten out and she's trying to say so gracefully, stop shrilly saying "you can see it!"
    A bunch of lonely losers couldn't wait to see it Dakota, don't drag your mom into your skanky mess.

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