Bad news for everyone that saw 50 Shades of Grey and thought that Dakota Johnson did a great job as Anastasia Steele, but that Jamie Dornan sucked as Christian Grey: Us Weekly reports that the actor is sticking with the franchise. Reports surfaced this week alleging that Dornan was refusing to appear in the second and third installments of the trilogy, causing fans to rejoice. But alas, you're stuck with him for two more films. Try squinting and picturing Charlie Hunnam instead.
I hate this piece of stalker pretend-BDSM crap, but if Jax had been in it, I would totally download it from a torrent site.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen the movie, but Dornan just *looks* boring in still photos.
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen this movie, though might check it out when it's released on video, but Dornan is sooooo good in The Fall.
ReplyDeleteHunnam > Dornan
ReplyDeleteFor a minute, Skarsgård was being tossed into contention. I must admit, had Alex been cast I would've paid ten bucks to see the Viking.
ReplyDeleteAfter sitting through Battleship for him, how bad could 50 Shades have been?
I sat through Pacific Rim for Idris and Charlie Hunnam and it still sucked.
DeleteMaybe Charlie H. can hire Tanya Harding on the sly, to go give Jamie Dorkman a Nancy Kerrigan kneecap "adjustment". Who here even knows what I'm talking about? (You know Tanya can use the money).
I hear you!
DeleteIf the producers had any sense, they would have a new pair of Anastasia/Christian for each installment. They could cast the latest IT girl/guy and maybe get some people to go see a shit movie if it had the flavor of the month in it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one!
DeleteMatt Bomer and Alexis Bledel
ReplyDeleteI was hoping the rumor was true. Jamie was not good.
ReplyDeleteLotta, I wanted Matt too and belonged to a Facebook page that campaigned for Matt. Obviously that didn't work.
Unknown makes a great point, i thought of it myself. Jamie is probably locked into a contract, and now he is stuck. Its the chance you take.
ReplyDelete$5 sez 'Jamie' dies mysteriously. At his funeral we learn of a long lost twin, Jason, who bears an uncanny resemblance. 'Jason' then follows in his brothers footsteps.
ReplyDeleteSay, I'm feeling feverish. Must be my brain cancer.