Scientologists Are Bad Tippers

Recently, the Hollywood Scientology Center placed an order for 180 pizzas from Papa Johns. The bill was just over $2,000, but when the pizza was delivered, the drivers left without getting tipped, TMZ reports. An updated to the story claims that after Senior Scientologists, aka Xenu, read about the negative report on TMZ (because you know they have Google alerts for that shit), and sent $300 to the restaurant as a very tardy tip. Perhaps the delivery man inquired after the whereabouts of Shelly?