Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Katy Perry and John Mayer Hanging Out Again

Katy Perry was spotted out and about with John Mayer over the weekend. After a dinner date in Beverly Hills, the Daily Mail reports that Mayer spent the night at Perry's home, where he didn't emerge until 4pm the next day. No word on whether or not the couple is officially reuniting, but you can be sure that Perry was doing a lot of laundry after Cooper, err, I mean Mayer left.

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  1. The last I heard she was with Diplo...you know, the 35-year-old guy who was making Twitter jokes about Taylor Swift's flat ass. Katy can definitely pick 'em.

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    1. Duplo. Always inferior to Lego.

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    2. That's literally all I can think of whenever I see "Diplo" - blocks

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    3. Kno Won : cool! We're on the same tangent!

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  2. Lots of laundry due to skid marks? I can see that in regards to Mr Mayer.

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  3. What is it with these women? I mean, I can understand Selena Gomez-aged young women not having the experience level to make a break from someone who is obviously bad for you, but Katy is 30 years old. She should know better. Why keep going back to the poisoned well?

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  4. I'd love to know what it is about this guy that dickmatizes the women. Is it that "He writes songs and plays guitar, so he must be sensitive" nonsense?

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    1. That would usually do it Bally but you'd think his extreme douchiness would negate the romantic troubadour aspect of his appeal.

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    2. If I dated him it would be so I could steal his cool jewelry.

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  5. She's going backwards with this one. I'm surprised he isn't all over Giada now that her husband is dumping her ass over homemade porno he found on her computer (supposedly). Or maybe he's planning on bringing her into the mix later. Wouldn't it be funny if you saw pics of them all together?

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    1. The fun is over. Giada is available thus no longer desirable to John.

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  6. Katy Perry must have either A) the emotional maturity of a 14 year old girl, or B) some sort of heretofore undiagnosed mental condition. I'm beginning to think there's a very good reason Russell divorced her.

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  7. Thx for the Cooper reference Outie! I miss Ted too.

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  8. She seems to be attracted to man-childs.

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  9. I guess Mayer uses his "member of the gods" on 'em before he craps on them.

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