Monday, January 5, 2015

Attack Over Dead Granny Sex Toy Dream Prophecy

Dead Granny Sex Toy Dream Prophecy. What a great name for a band. That's the latest headline to come out of Florida. Rawstory reports that a Florida man was arrested on charges of criminal mischief after smashing his girlfriend's car and strewing the hood and windshield with used condoms. Why would he do such a thing? Two reasons: 

1) His girlfriend is described as "spiritual," and can allegedly tell a person about their dreams. She told her boyfriend that his dead grandmother would visit him in his dreams and that said dead grandmother would "commit an unusual sex act to him involving an adult erotic device," according to the police report. So, the boyfriend went apeshit because he was afraid of his dead grandmother pegging him in his sleep.

2) Because, Florida
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13 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:01 AM

    Wow.

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  2. ladybausJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    these people need a reality show! and by "spiritual" I assume she means on meth....

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  3. VIPblondeJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Oh, Florida! Don't ever change!

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  4. BasilJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:09 AM

    What is it about Florida that makes people do insane things?

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    1. Pink CashmereJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:13 AM

      I think it's all the sun. In Tampa and we average 244 days of sun and it drives a person crazy.

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    2. CptCrashsQueenJanuary 5, 2015 at 7:53 PM

      I agree! Pink, looks like we in Tampa will have a "winter" day later in the week! Haha

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  5. ticklemyfancyJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    There is no part of this post that is not funny

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  6. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    The horror!!! Those nutters must have snorted Dead Granny's expired bath salts!

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  7. UnknownJanuary 5, 2015 at 10:59 AM

    P.s Outtie : i would go see that band based on the name alone...

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  8. auntliddyJanuary 5, 2015 at 1:05 PM

    Ohhh man! Does this person not know the difference btwn real and imaginary? Sad!

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  9. DelphineJanuary 5, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    because, Florida hahaha

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  10. MinPinGirlJanuary 5, 2015 at 7:08 PM

    Whenever Mr. Min Pin and I hear about nutty shit in the news, we always predict - Florida or one of the Carolinas. If you watch the show World's Dumbest that's where a large majority of their videos come from.

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  11. AoifeJanuary 5, 2015 at 8:38 PM

    Does a person's IQ drop into the low double digits when you cross the border and enter that state? It's not called Flori-duh for nothing.

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