Dead Granny Sex Toy Dream Prophecy. What a great name for a band. That's the latest headline to come out of Florida. Rawstory reports that a Florida man was arrested on charges of criminal mischief after smashing his girlfriend's car and strewing the hood and windshield with used condoms. Why would he do such a thing? Two reasons:
1) His girlfriend is described as "spiritual," and can allegedly tell a person about their dreams. She told her boyfriend that his dead grandmother would visit him in his dreams and that said dead grandmother would "commit an unusual sex act to him involving an adult erotic device," according to the police report. So, the boyfriend went apeshit because he was afraid of his dead grandmother pegging him in his sleep.
2) Because, Florida
