Thursday, January 8, 2015

Celebrity Real Estate - New Jersey Housewife Edition

Now that Teresa Giudice is in jail, she doesn't need a big mansion. The couple needs money to pay off their legal fees and fines, so they have slashed the price on their New Jersey mansion from $3.99 million to $2.99 million. See pictures of the opulent mansion here.
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  1. VIPblondeJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:45 AM

    So much tackiness everywhere!

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  2. Seven of ElevenJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:49 AM

    Good gravy, that place looks like a Disney animator barfed all over it. The giant pink room? The trophies? The fainting couch? Even the fronting looks like a fake. That place makes the word tacky look glamorous.

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  3. ladybausJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    Deena Manzo has the tackiest house though---and she is an interior designer! it is full of frilly pillows and porcelain tea-cups ugh. I dont watch Jersey anymore because they are all so tacky to watch.....

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  4. UnknownJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:52 AM

    At the site with the photos people described it the look as Italian funeral home or a drive thru

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  5. SherryJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    Jeebus, all that recessed lighting. I didn't have time to see Tigers place but I just had to view this train wreck.

    And it sucks that she's already got her get out of jail early card. Hopefully she'll flip a table and get some time added back on. Stinks that Joe gets to wait. How many other couple convicts get that privilege? Probably none. I've even heard cases where the military screwed up and didn't give that option to service members.

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    1. ladybausJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:58 AM

      I hope she attempts to flip a table, considering they are nailed to the floor! She will just sit there freaking out like the dumb hyena she is....

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    2. SherryJanuary 8, 2015 at 1:50 PM

      HAHAHAHA Derek. I'm getting the visual now with a bulging vein on her gorilla forehead.

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  6. saltygirlJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    Honestly, I'm surprised they even own it. I thought all the housewives were renters.

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  7. Pink CashmereJanuary 8, 2015 at 9:02 AM

    Holy cannoli that is a lot of tans and browns. I'm not seeing why it is $4 million though.

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  8. ticklemyfancyJanuary 8, 2015 at 9:11 AM

    This would have been my dream home.When I was 8 years old.For my Barbies.

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  9. MeanieRhysieJanuary 8, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    Holy tackiness! It hurts my eyes to look at that...that...monstrosity!

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  10. Pip SqueakJanuary 8, 2015 at 10:00 AM

    Here is my favorite comment from the Forbes site:

    "Holy crap, that looks like 18th century faux Guido! It's like Liberace threw up and this came out! It will take as much as the sale price to remodel tastefully. Where are the vinyl protectors on all the couches???"

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  11. SusanJanuary 8, 2015 at 10:08 AM

    Overall it's not my taste, but I do love the kitchen. And the wine cellar is kinda cool.

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  12. MinPinGirlJanuary 8, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    I remember when they were having it built, Teresa was going on and on about how she HAD to live in a NEW house. She lost her shit thinking about having to live in a USED house where someone else had lived first. Welcome to prison bitch! No marble walls and floors there, and trust me, thousands have been there before you.

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  13. Lioness70January 8, 2015 at 1:57 PM

    This is standard Jersey decor, folks. Faux Mediterranean to the hilt, complete with a cleaning service. 'Cause gawd forbid these bitches break one of their Lee Press-On nails while Swiffering the marble. Yeesh.

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  14. auntliddyJanuary 8, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    My friend, who is jewish, call this jewish renaissance, lol. Tacky as hell. And will somebody please explain to me that round gold seat thing? What in the name of sweet baby jesus is the purpose of that??!!

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  15. UnknownJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:17 PM

    Oh this decor (if you can even call it that), is very prevalent out here in the burbs were I live. I call it yay-I'm-finally-rich-this-is-what-I-think-rich-people-buy! Everything is heavy tapestry with big colors, big velvet curtains, big loung chairs, big big big. Yuck tryin too hard ugly!

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    1. UnknownJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:19 PM

      **where I live. Oops. Had to grammar police myself!

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