Monday, January 5, 2015

Deep Thoughts

If you owned a store/business with the same name as your username, what would you sell/what service would you provide?

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  1. Croquet mallets and cricket bats.

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  2. SLURPEES!

    And Orphan Black merchandise.

    And special brownies.

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    1. And Star Trek merchandise (but only Next Generation or Voyager, and this bobble head).

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    2. The DS9 bobble heads were horrible! Janeway's kept jerking around and 7of9's barely moved!

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  3. Identity theft protection or lobbying.

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  4. Um. It is my business name haha. I'm not savvy enough to have alias's, so this is all tied to my google+ and YouTube account. I sell awesomeness, it's not easy, but I do what I can.

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  5. Well my username used to be my email brendalove@ .....so I guess I would open a brothel.

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  6. Karen the business: people can just come to my house and sit and drink the wine that they brought with them (BYOW). I'll provide wine glasses and cleanup and my charming conversation for a reasonable fee. Customers can also pet my dog and even bring their own, friendly, dogs to play with my dog in the fenced-in backyard. She will wear them all out so you don't have to walk them later.

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  7. Lasagna instruction and motor boat services....

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    1. Guido, will it be like a book club? Which book will you motor boat first? :b

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    2. Well, I gave a paper back version of BLEAK HOUSE a completely disastrous whirl. Haven't the Jarndyces suffered enough?

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  8. Some sort of legalised fetish agency?

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  9. Grow lights for the indoor gardener.

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  10. New Identities by Kno Won
    Start over anywhere, as anybody!

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  11. Edible insects, which supposedly have a very 'nutty flavor', particularly when roasted. I believe I chose the name shortly after reading an article about how eating insects might be the next big food trend. High protein, low-fat, good for the environment. Already popular in Africa and Asia.

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  12. I think mine is pretty self explanatory.

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  13. Managing Mission Beach summer rentals.

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  14. I love these answers! Going by my name, perhaps a reform school for wanton and recalcitrant girls?

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    1. @Bee-will you take in my teenage daughter for the recalcitrant part?(I'm not joking.......)

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    2. @tickle : i have years of experience working w adolescent girls - they do seem to have a different dynamic w their mums, so i can empathise! It shall pass, however it can be a challenge & i would love to give you a break.

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    3. Appreciate it @Bee,you can share my KitKat :)

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    4. Stick in there tickle. The hormones calm down, the fits of rage and scathing vitriol shall pass also. Being a mum makes you target number 1 for EVERYTHING! It's all your fault! Until she grows up a little and developmentally things calm down, then you get your BFF back, your little girl. *big hugs*. You don't actually get a medal, but you may deserve one!

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  15. A hair salon..Katydid My Hair

    Chop chop, yours is hilarious!

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  16. Crazy Cat Lady Intervention Services
    or
    Cat Psychologist (or would that work only if I were "Cat*IN*MyHead"?)
    or
    Novelty Hats

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  17. Schoolhouse Rock DVDs and memorabilia...because I could sell things, and perhaps places, but can't sell people. This ain't Dubai.

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  18. Anything that can be made of pink cashmere. And Prince merch and memorabilia.

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  19. Hair colouring services. Or pet food.

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  20. Hand painted wheel covers for back of vehicles. I do a mean Bart Simpson. Aye Carumba!
    Don't tell Matt or Sam. :)

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  21. A beautiful , ecletic house to visit when you feel blue or just need to talk. There will be tea, lemonade, or wine, a great interesting supply of snacks and dips and little cakes. It will be bright and sunny with a beautiful garden full of interesting statues, some crumbling, some whole, all looking like they were discovered there. A fish pond with a waterfall, filled with koi. Plenty of seating and comfy furn to nest in. In short, your favorite aunts house when you need her :)

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  22. Everything posted is hilarious!

    I'll chase away any person whose a nuisance in your life.
    Method will vary depending on the case.
    No cash transactions please, passports are the ideal form of payment, will negotiate other forms of payment.
    Thank you.

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  23. A flower shop that also sells expensive candles

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  24. I would be Snoop's dealer.

    Or, wear a lot of Diesel jeans as someone that I met on here actually mistook my username for. :)

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  25. The go-to girl for all things Minature Pinscher with a side specialty dabbling in Italian Greyhounds.

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  26. Drugs, apparently. Dexamyl is a (former) amphetamines/barbiturate diet pill.

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  28. Bananas? Or self-help on how not to baby talk.

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  29. An Escort Service
    Or
    Courses in Penmamship

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