Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Tori Spelling's Implants are Recalled

Despite having one of the worst boob jobs in history and her implants expiring and being recalled years ago, Tori Spelling is just now talking about having them removed. On True Tori, she and Dean McDermott sat down with their therapist and discussed the surgeries that Tori needs to fix her lopsided girls and to fix some internal damage leftover from the birth of her last child, Finn. It's unclear what the internal damages are, but it's safe to say that she should probably get that looked at, stat.

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  1. I am so grateful that I am not Tori Spelling. I wouldn't trade lives with her even if she was married to Aaron Paul.

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  2. Tori Spelling needs to be recalled.

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    1. High five FSP!

      I don't believe a word that comes out of that hooker's mouth.

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  3. It must be exhausting, trying to figure out ways to make people pay attention. Holding on to expired/recalled implants until you've run out of crises is as good as anything, I guess.

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  4. Poor Tori must really miss the days when she used to party with Shannen, Bag and Marky Mark.

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  5. I too am amazed boobs not fixed before this. As for internal yutz, remember ehen she was hospitalized after 3 or4 kid? After that she wore billowly dresses for a whole. I think she had a colestomy for a while. She prob needs either hysterectomy or hernia surgery. Girl has busy insides.

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  6. Man, her insides have to be blown out!!! So many kids and so quickly. That was one of her many bad plans.
    Those poor boobs. they look painful.
    I actually think Courney Stodden has had a worse boob job.

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  7. She needs to just stop. Invite her mother over to lunch and get in on some real money, leaving the rest of us in peace.
    I could have gone forever without thinking about her lopsided lady tatas and her worn out uterus. Bless her heart, honey have a seat

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  8. She's probably going to play the "I can't afford it" card like she did when she said they couldn't afford to get Dean snipped. And then she will go blow $5,000 on new clothes or something. She is so dumb.

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