Kevin Federline is Back in the News Sort of

A picture is going around the internet of professional impregnator Kevin Federline clutching his mini K-Fed. Don't go to Google just yet, though, because sources close to him told TMZ that it's fake. Apparently he has tattoos in that area that aren't in the picture and his is way, way bigger, ya'll. The world is going to need details about these purported tattoos before this story is laid to rest.