The only thing I hate more than Barbershop Quartets (or any number it encompasses) is Jimmy Fallon. Dude can't go ONE skit without breaking character by laughing, bro, you ain't that funny. Ruined an entire cast of SNL with his schtick.
One of my favorites is when LILO hosted and they all went to Disneyland with Debbie Downer in tow.
"Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan/Usher (#29.18)" (2004)
Debbie Downer: [Debbie Downer is at Disney World] I love Disney World. It reminds me of my childhood. I mean before my two-year stint at Children's.
Debbie Downer: They never did catch that Anthrax guy... WAH WAHHHH
Debbie Downer: [Regarding Feline AIDS] It's the number one killer of domestic cats.
Lindsay Lohan: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS... Debbie Downer: It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats [frustrated, Lindsay leaves] Debbie Downer: By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing. [everyone else at the table gets up to leave] Debbie Downer: OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.
Steve Carrell Sings Sexual Healing with Jimmy Fallon and Three Other Guys
ReplyDeleteHmm...what do I hate more than Barbershop Quartets? Right - NOTHING. (OK, maybe Lena Dunham)
ReplyDeleteMy bad. Quintet.
DeleteThe only thing I hate more than Barbershop Quartets (or any number it encompasses) is Jimmy Fallon. Dude can't go ONE skit without breaking character by laughing, bro, you ain't that funny. Ruined an entire cast of SNL with his schtick.
DeleteI love when they crack up in skits!
ReplyDeleteMe too! And sometimes it even makes an unfunny skit funny.
DeleteOne of my favorites is when LILO hosted and they all went to Disneyland with Debbie Downer in tow.
Delete"Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan/Usher (#29.18)" (2004)
Debbie Downer: [Debbie Downer is at Disney World] I love Disney World. It reminds me of my childhood. I mean before my two-year stint at Children's.
Debbie Downer: They never did catch that Anthrax guy... WAH WAHHHH
Debbie Downer: [Regarding Feline AIDS] It's the number one killer of domestic cats.
Lindsay Lohan: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS...
Debbie Downer: It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats
[frustrated, Lindsay leaves]
Debbie Downer: By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
Debbie Downer: OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.
At least it's topical, with that Motown 25 infomercial running constantly.
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