Earlier this week, you read the leaked emails between Sony's Amy Pascal and producer Scott Rudin that labeled Jolie a "minimally talented spoiled brat." On Wednesday, Jolie saw in Pascal in person at The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment Power 100 Breakfast. Upon seeing Pascal, Jolie gave her the ultimate bitchface death stare to end all death stares. Every bitch worth her salt should be mastering this look. Page Six has the picture worth a thousand words. A death stare may not be the only thing that Jolie gave Pascal; she released a YouTube video stating that she is missing the Unbroken premiere because she has come down with chicken pox.
Well, she's proving the email to be correct.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame her one bit---good on her!
ReplyDeleteHer third 'pox' this week..what are the odds?
ReplyDeleteStill looking flawless
ReplyDeletewas JUST thinking that----
ReplyDeleteThat bitchface was gold! And well deserved! This video is very sweet, and i feel badly for her missing everything. Wonder if the kids have/ had chicken pox, which i had as 6 yr old and still remember it as not really fun. Interestingly, I had to miss my dance recital, which i was thrilled about because all the teacher ever did was tell me how awful i was and how i was giving her a headache and could someone get her two aspirin? Every time. Such is the wonder of kids tho, that at the time i pretty much ignored her and focused on my kick ass tap shoes and the sound they made on the wood floor. My mom was annoyed too that I was gonna miss the recital because she paid EIGHT DOLLARS for that costume, EIGHT DOLLARS!!! Imagine? Now they are prob like $100, lol. When i got much older and told her the teacher treated me she was very angry and said i shld hv told her and she would have straightened her out! Ok, i didnt know chicken pox wld open all these memories, sorry! Lol
ReplyDeleteI randomly remember things like that and have mentioned some as an adult to my mom. She was also like why didn't you tell me? It's weird the secrets kids keep.
DeleteAw, poor mini-auntliddy! :( I had some stuff like that, too, where I told my Mom much, much later.
DeleteBut there was the one time I did tell her: I had a speech impediment when I was younger (years of speech therapy, tyvm!) and could not, for the life of me, pronounce "lavatory". I always said "laBatory". Well, a substitute teacher insisted that I had to say it correctly or not go to the bathroom. I peed my pants. :( I think I was 7 or 8.
Mom, in all her fury, was a thing of beauty. :D
Oh yes, MeanieRhysie, Moms & fury. My Mom was hit & miss with stuff when I did tell her. Usually, she just blamed me. But she certainly got it right a couple of times because she witnessed it, not heard about it from me.
DeleteBest one was with my first job. I had just turned 16, I think, and was a cashier at K-Mart. It was the end of the night and we were about to close. A 20-something attractive woman was my only customer and was infuriated that I had to actually touch the undergarments she was purchasing to access the price tag. She THREW her money at me. There was a lot of change and it landed on the floor in my cash area. The bitch didn't know what hit her next. My Mom happened to waiting for me near my cash register. ... hell hath no fury... My Mom charged in there and gave the woman a verbal blast to the point all activity in the area stopped. All cashiers stopped. All customers stopped. The supervisors stopped. All eyes were on my Mom and the bitch who threw her money at me.
Mom then made the bitch go behind the counter and pick up every single coin from the floor and hand the money to me properly AND made her apologize to me. It was freaking awesome. Still one of the best moments in my life.
Yay for all the Mama Bears who protect their cubs!!!!!!
DeleteAwesome story December!!!!! FFS this bitch was at K Mark of all places ( intentional misspelling in honor of us southern gals).
DeleteI never got to take dance as a child (nor piano) Cuz we was poor but my step sisters did. Later I studied piano and when I moved to NYC actually took dance.
Unfortunately I'm quite klutzy so dance not so great for me. I blew out a heel on my tap shoe and saw that as a sign from God to stop dancing.
Well done, Ms. Mama Bear!
Delete@Ms - I would have loved to have witnessed that! You're buying your undergarments from K-Mart. EVERYONE has been touching those drawers honey.
DeleteDid someone call? LOL I would have made myself scarce for that nasty recital teacher. No aspirins for her! Poor auntliddy.
DeleteMs. -- what an awesome mom you have!
This sony leak is the gift that keeps on giving! The death stare is PRICELESS!! I'm really going to need to practice that one for work. Glad to see her Malificent chops aren't going to waste.
ReplyDeleteGawd, I love Angie!!
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ReplyDeleteRandom question but where do you get the above emoticon??
DeleteHow does she raise her gaggle of children and act and direct while Brad's out being Brad? I know she can afford the best nannies but why? When the kids are feeling lonely with all the hired help they better remind themselves how LUCKY they are.And of all the vaccines to get the Chicken Pox one shouldn't have been skipped.
ReplyDeleteJust because you are immunized, it doesn't mean you are in a golden bubble of forever being protected. It just means your case won't be as severe as it would without the shot. Don't ever presume that childhood diseases are wiped out of existence by vaccines.
DeleteHoly Shnikes Angie just broke the Bitchface Meter
ReplyDeleteWasn't it Rudin that called her a brat? I'm not following this one that closely.
ReplyDelete@M Brown- Yeah that was Rudin. It's not like Pascal stood up for her though, and it looks as if they were both avoiding her and dicking her around regarding Cleopatra and Fincher as a potential director.
Delete#TeamAngieJo
ReplyDeleteAnd that sweetheart Amy was busted for making black jokes. Sony's karma shines bright.
I read rudin said those remarks were sarcastic jokes. If true then they are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteGetting chicken pox as an adult is potentially dangerous, then there is always that shingles possibility later and that can happen when you get the chicken pox as a child when you are an adult. I had it when i was 8 months old which was lucky really,
ReplyDeleteCall me cynical, but I don't think she actually has chicken pox.
ReplyDeleteMe neither Julie. It's the kind of excuse that nobody will question and she gets to stay out of sight for two weeks. Well, we will know if she's lying the next time she's out and about. I can't stand her and I think her bitchface greeting proves that she's the spoiled brat she was called. The only reason people love her is she's good at PR
DeleteI doubt she'll come out of hiding before the "evidence" should be gone. Also, it's been reported that she has a "minor" case. It's all very fishy, and the way that she spoke in her video was so fake. The tank top was a nice touch, though.
DeleteUgh. Junkie.
ReplyDeleteThis is just the weekend of calling bullshit on people isn't it. Since when do you have to make a televised appearance to tell the world you kinda, sorta, maybe-in-a-way MIGHT have chickenpox?
ReplyDeleteJust get it over with Angie. Choose him or her or BOTH to a fight, on the playground, after school, by the tether ball pole. She sounded like she was lying her ass off and didn't care who knew.
Exactly.
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