Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Jay Leno As Disappointing in Bed As On Stage

Recently, Sharon Osbourne appeared on the Howard Stern Show. The Daily Mail reports that when Osbourne was asked about her brief fling with Jay Leno, she reported that he was bad in bed. "Well, it only took a minute, so I'll just say, it took a second, that was it," she said of the fling. When Stern asked if Osbourne was left fulfilled by the encounter, she stated, "Fuck no, it wasn't long enough."

23 comments:

  1. Oh when did she have a fling with leno??!! Im not buying it, but if she did, and it was crappy, it was probably because she wouldnt shut the fuck up!

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  2. He must have hit it and quit it.

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  3. This is worse than when I found out Katie Couric and Larry King went on a date.

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  4. @lotta....good grief, Larry King is 200 years old - how fast could he lunge???? Maybe he was just falling over!!!

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  5. Thank you for the morning laughter kids :)

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  6. In defense of Leno, only Ozzy could get high enough to maintain wood w/ that revolting pig Sharon.

    Also, Sandra Bernhard says Leno is hung like a mule.

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  7. Sharon wasn't the attractive woman she is now (I know!) back in the 70's so Leno was really slumming.

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  8. She really did not have to share this with the world. Really.

    She's bufugly, he's bufugly and that had to be the bufugliest sex in the history of mankind.

    ::barf::

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  9. @Sherry - yeah, back then there was a lot more of Sharon and zero plastic surgery!!

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  10. Funny that you often hear female celebrities comment on male celebrities' poor bedroom performance, but rarely the other way around.

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  11. At least Leno is classy enough not to talk about women he slept with forty years ago. I've never understood the love for this woman..a hypocrite who likes to tell others what to do when her family is such a huge mess.

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    1. Kelli if you were Leno, would you fess up to bonking Shazza? (To be fair, we're all entitled to a shame shag or two)

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  12. Nothing says klassy like dishing about your ex's girth (or lack thereof) on national TV. Of course, this is the woman who said it was "delightful" when discussing a story about a man's penis being cut off, and when Sara Gilbert said it was sexist and no one would be calling it delightful if a woman's breast was cut off, Sharon dismissed with her an "it's different". Klassssy.

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  13. I think the Osbornes are so trashy and vulgar. They serve no purpose and are not entertaining. Kelly is a bully just like her mom.. know wonder the only sane one Amy refuses to ever go on camera with them...
    like " I don't know them but I cash their checks"

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  14. Ewww. I didn't need to eat today anyway.

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