I broke my nose when I was a kid and it is slightly crooked. I am the only one that seems to notice but it annoys me----not sure i would go through surgery---free or not ---that sorta thing scares me and I would be so angry if they fucked it up....
Breast reduction. In a heartbeat. If a sleep the wrong way i wake up with severe back pain that leaves me immobile for hours. Plus I would be able to do things like.. buy clothes that fit.
Like putting on a pair of tights, can they start at the bottom and keep pulling up until they reach the top, then cutoff what's left over above my head?
What my friends have affectionately dubbed the "mom job"...tummy tuck, boob lift. Two babies in less than two years, let's just say my bikini days are over;)
When I was younger, I always said I'd get this, that and the other done when I got older.
Now, I'm older and plastic surgery scares the ever-loving crap out of me. I guess it doesn't help that I look for the most jacked up cases, but no. No, no, no!!
But! If I had one thing done, it would be a boob lift-suckers aren't huge but heh, gravity sucks!
Okay for reals for me would be.. a tummy tuck and muscle tighten and lipo on my thighs and butt. Also a boob 'enhancement' because I can't do the lift. I scar horribly.
Also thermal skin tightening procedure head to toe so my new banging body has the skin to match!
And like @Kno (i'm not a stalker really! LOL) knocked out for a month with a IV drip please.
I'd go for a nose job, since it seems to be the least-risky one and my nose could certainly be improved upon. However, the amount of bad plastic surgery I see every day in Miami would scare me away from other procedures.
A realtor was showing me a condo a few days ago, and every time she smiled, her eyelids would contort themselves in the weirdest fashion. She probably doesn't even realize it's happening - it's only apparent to people who are taller than her and looking down.
In general, I'd ask for lifetime access to Botox and fillers (for lines, not the cheeks). At least with those, if the procedure is a disaster, it wears off in 3-6 months.
Surgery scares me (that's how Kanye's mom died). But I would't rule out straightening my teeth or some Botox. I get migraines, and I would hope the Botox could help that as well.
Chin & chest reduction. And dental implants, but that's not really for cosmetic reasons but medical. Otherwise I've got a chin worse than Leno. And scar tissue from past surgery in my chest that causes my pecks to stick out more than usual.
I broke my nose when I was a kid and it is slightly crooked. I am the only one that seems to notice but it annoys me----not sure i would go through surgery---free or not ---that sorta thing scares me and I would be so angry if they fucked it up....
ReplyDeleteFull body lipo, boob lift, and complete facial reconstruction. I need to start over from gene one.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe that for one second!
DeleteMe too. And a month in an Alpine hideaway with IV morphine. I'll wake up looking magically fabulous. Who do I blow?
DeleteI'll have what @Kno is having please.
DeleteBreast reduction. In a heartbeat. If a sleep the wrong way i wake up with severe back pain that leaves me immobile for hours. Plus I would be able to do things like.. buy clothes that fit.
ReplyDeleteI second this! Despite what people think, big boobs are no fun.
DeletePenile reduction surgery
ReplyDeleteLOL FSP. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteMe, I'd have a face lift. Getting old is hard y'all.
Like putting on a pair of tights, can they start at the bottom and keep pulling up until they reach the top, then cutoff what's left over above my head?
ReplyDeleteThere's a thing that's casually referred to as having your pants pulled up, so halfway at least. I'd like my vagina to remain below my waist.
DeleteValid point @Kno, the va-jinga must say where it was.
DeleteHmmm. Would I get my fivehead reduced to a forehead or would I get better boobies?
ReplyDeleteOn board with the full-body lipo...
ReplyDeleteTummy tuck. I hate my csection dent. I'm too scared to do anything to my face.
ReplyDeleteBoobs please.
ReplyDeleteRemove the small bulb on the end of my nose. The Marilyn Monroe/Angelina Jolie surgery.
ReplyDeleteWhat my friends have affectionately dubbed the "mom job"...tummy tuck, boob lift. Two babies in less than two years, let's just say my bikini days are over;)
ReplyDeleteI'll have the everything.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI always said if I win the lottery I am getting new teeth. Teeth and smile are fine, but they could be better.
ReplyDeleteI'd like a chin tuck and a lipo on tummy and thighs.
ReplyDeleteBoobs definitely.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was younger, I always said I'd get this, that and the other done when I got older.
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm older and plastic surgery scares the ever-loving crap out of me. I guess it doesn't help that I look for the most jacked up cases, but no. No, no, no!!
But! If I had one thing done, it would be a boob lift-suckers aren't huge but heh, gravity sucks!
I'd get lipo on my legs and my ears pinned
ReplyDeleteBoob lift. Though I think I'd totally qualify for a medical reduction.
ReplyDeleteBreast reduction!!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to think boob reduction, but I need them to make me look thinner now that my midsection isn't small.
ReplyDeleteNo way would I get a nose job. I have a similar face to Jennifer Grey, and don't want to go from memorable to no one recognizing me.
Can I get a thigh reduction? I carry a lot of my weight there, and they never seem to go down in size when I diet. :(
Okay for reals for me would be.. a tummy tuck and muscle tighten and lipo on my thighs and butt. Also a boob 'enhancement' because I can't do the lift. I scar horribly.
ReplyDeleteAlso thermal skin tightening procedure head to toe so my new banging body has the skin to match!
And like @Kno (i'm not a stalker really! LOL) knocked out for a month with a IV drip please.
I'd go for a nose job, since it seems to be the least-risky one and my nose could certainly be improved upon. However, the amount of bad plastic surgery I see every day in Miami would scare me away from other procedures.
ReplyDeleteA realtor was showing me a condo a few days ago, and every time she smiled, her eyelids would contort themselves in the weirdest fashion. She probably doesn't even realize it's happening - it's only apparent to people who are taller than her and looking down.
In general, I'd ask for lifetime access to Botox and fillers (for lines, not the cheeks). At least with those, if the procedure is a disaster, it wears off in 3-6 months.
Breast reduction! Those suckers have spread and drooped after all these years!! Also something to fill in lines above my top lip.
ReplyDeleteBoob job, and if they ever invent under eye circle removal, that too. Also, the one that makes brown eyes blue when it comes out next year.
ReplyDeleteNose, chin, buccal fat removal, jaw implants, boobies, teeth. Man...that's a lot!!
ReplyDeleteVeneers for teeth as I like that ultra white teeth look.
ReplyDeleteLip implants to plump up my lips.
Botox for forehead as I can see lines emerging.
Surgery scares me (that's how Kanye's mom died). But I would't rule out straightening my teeth or some Botox. I get migraines, and I would hope the Botox could help that as well.
ReplyDeleteChin & chest reduction. And dental implants, but that's not really for cosmetic reasons but medical. Otherwise I've got a chin worse than Leno. And scar tissue from past surgery in my chest that causes my pecks to stick out more than usual.
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