In a new interview with Elle UK, Kim Kardashian says God made her fat during pregnancy. "He was saying: Kim, you think you're so hot, but look what I can do to you." Lord, hear our prayer.
Also, depending on which news outlet you read, Kendall Jenner may or may not be firing Kris Jenner as her manager.
That is why God made plastic surgeons Kimmycakes.....
ReplyDeleteGod I hope Kumstain dies during her next plastic surgery operation.
ReplyDeleteOh Cheese, that is the best nickname EVEH!!
DeleteFunny, Kim, we think you and your family are God's punishment to the world.
ReplyDeleteThem and the Honey Boo Boo family.
DeleteWorshipping at the Church of Kris is never a good idea.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get butt implants or injections consider what happens you gain more fat over top of that, you get this
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People pay money not to have that, some people got that the old fashioned way, not eating or exercising.
Dear Kim,
ReplyDeleteStop throwing my name around.
Thanks,
God
She wasn't talking about *you*
DeleteSincerely,
Yeezus
LOL!!!
DeletePerfect, Kno!! LOLOL
DeleteTouché!
DeleteInteresting if Kendall is indeed going out on her own. Was she the one who said she 'wasn't that good at reading'? Better have someone else look over the contract.
ReplyDeleteIn other turning-18 news, Prince Jackson turns 18 in a few weeks. It will be interesting to see how much distance he puts between himself and the rest of the family, or, more directly, Michael's money and the rest of the family.
Who's been keeping him out of Kardashian Klutches, I wonder. He's a prime gold-digger candidate.
DeleteDo we know how much money Michael's kids inherited?
Delete@Kat, I think it increases every day. Michael is worth a lot more dead than alive, partly because he's no longer going on insane shopping sprees.
Delete@Kwon Won, according to US, he's just dumped a golddigger.
DeleteNutty, but what about Michael's enormous debt? That's separate from their inheritance?
DeleteOops, my bad. It was Radar. The article calls Joe Jackson Prince's guardian, which is pretty much proof that it's poorly sourced. The kids' guardians are Katherine and TJ Jackson, Tito's son.
Delete@Kat, the debt was paid off by the massive profits from 'This is It' , the sales of Michael's music after his death, and licensing to Cirque de Soleil, among other sources of income. Even though he was basically homeless and couchsurfing before his death, Michael was still rich - just illiquid. Once he was dead and incurring no more lawsuits, the various hard-asses running his estate straightened everything out pretty quickly.
DeleteYes, I have read waaaay too many books about Michael Jackson's last days.
Although he may not have access to that money at 18. If MJ was smart, he would have held it until the kids were older. Didn't Lisa Marie have to wait until she was 25 or 30?
DeleteNothing wrong with that.
DeleteWhat does God have against me?
ReplyDeleteI'm curious if there are pictures out there of Kim before she became so famous that shows her butt. She claims its because she's Armenian but are they implants?
ReplyDeleteAt any rates sucks that she invokes God as though she's suddenly religious. And where has Yeezus been lately.
Definitely implants. There are photos of her in existence with no ass, or boobs that size along with a face that looked very different.
DeleteMaybe she should have done more prenatal exercise and less faffing about.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it bad enough we have to see her pictures everywhere, but now we have to hear her talk??? Be gone, vile woman!!! (Kudos to Derek for the word vile!) ;)
ReplyDeleteIm so tired of looking at her and everyone else's asses! Enough? We get it, u can make your ass big. If kendull leaves mama she better find a better management because she cant read.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig realize it's really just GOD that puts on those extra pounds?
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Scientology is not be happy with Kirstie Alley (or any overweight person?). I do remember back in the 80's there was a scandal concerning the Oral Roberts College handbook requirements. You couldn't be overweight if you wanted to go to his college and they tried to tie God into THAT equation too. ¡Aye chingada!
What if you're an atheist? 'Splain how that works Kimye I GOTS to know!
These posts are from 2 people posting on a board about all the scandals concerning Oral Roberts College:
ReplyDeleteThe scandal I remember most occurred back in the late '70s and early '80s when ORU was accused of rejecting student applicants from admission on the basis of physical infirmity......the reason being that, since the Roberts' ministry touted miracles, people would wonder why the disabled students hadn't been healed yet.
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Kim sure knows her scripture!
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'Tis true, Lamb Choppe. And even into the '90s, ORU had weight regulations for its students. Pop over a certain BMI and you were either not admitted or put on notice.
A very loving, accepting Christian school.