Thursday, December 4, 2014

Johnny Depp Not Stumbling Down the Aisle Any Time Soon

People Magazine reports that the wedding plans for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have stalled. A friend of Depp's is quoted in the article as saying, "Amber flirts and has many different kinds of relationships. She is not really ready to settle down." Despite the lack of wedding planning, Depp and Heard are still together.
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22 comments:

  1. LA NativeDecember 4, 2014 at 6:03 AM

    OT but I had to mention before I run out that Enty started posting reader photos yesterday. There were TWO. LOL

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    1. audreyDecember 4, 2014 at 7:02 AM

      There have been just two a day since he started this week. And no one comments on any of the posts these days....maybe a dozen comments in total through out the entire Random Photos segments, and most of those are from Sandy.

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    2. califblondyDecember 4, 2014 at 9:47 AM

      I guess I should be sad?

      But, I'm not.

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    3. Jason Blue EyesDecember 4, 2014 at 12:14 PM

      He started posting them on Monday. Two that day, two on Tuesday, two yesterday - two today. On the old site he used to post around 10-12 per day. It's gotten sad now.

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  2. snookiemonsterDecember 4, 2014 at 6:11 AM

    I cant stand Amber. Cant believe johnnys ego let him get involved with her

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  3. AnonymousDecember 4, 2014 at 6:17 AM

    Mid life crisis strikes again!

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  4. UnknownDecember 4, 2014 at 6:47 AM

    Well, this is a shocker! The 51 year old man discovers there may be incompatibility in his relationship with the 28 year old woman.

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  5. SugarTitzDecember 4, 2014 at 6:56 AM

    Of course Johnny rep *cough the source* says nothing about Johnny drunken ass clown behavior of late and that he's probably 10 X worse at home..because Johnny rep has to make Amber the Whore and Johnny the innocent Angel taken advantage of by the shrew harpie..

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  6. audreyDecember 4, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    I am not surprised. He may be a serial engager but he has never made it down the aisle once.

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    1. UnknownDecember 4, 2014 at 7:15 AM

      He was married once. I'm trying to remember, I think I heard him talk about it on Inside the Actor's Studio. It was before he was acting professionally. In the early 80s, I think.

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  7. SherryDecember 4, 2014 at 7:28 AM

    KarenW connect to you again, yes when he was like 18 and in a band he got married. Just the once.
    I think Amber is a horrid social climber and she thought good old Johnny would be her ticket but his sinstance sbuse was too much. Oh well, now she'll have to do an Anne Heche or go back after Harry again. ( I don't like her much either.)

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    1. SherryDecember 4, 2014 at 7:52 AM

      My phone just didn't want to write substance abuse for some reason.

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    2. UnknownDecember 4, 2014 at 8:14 AM

      @Sherry, if Amber wanted to ride Depp's coattails to stardom, she is several years too late. Depp's been consistent with bad choices for awhile now.

      I've never been a big Depp fan, but he's gone from mildly quirky to odd lately.

      And how many more Pirates films can there possibly be? I see there's one set for 2017. I know, I know, as long as they are making money. But goodness, how much milk is left in that cow?

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    3. califblondyDecember 4, 2014 at 9:51 AM

      ITA Karen, he's circling the drain. He looks smelly and I hate the fake accent.

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    4. TigercatDecember 4, 2014 at 12:15 PM

      "Circling the drain" - that's hysterical and apt at the same time.

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  8. B626December 4, 2014 at 8:33 AM

    Geez I hope multiple layers of condoms and birth control is being used by all parties

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  9. Seven of ElevenDecember 4, 2014 at 9:15 AM

    Ugh, another Pirates movie? The only way I'd watch is if they had Johnny Depp actually jumping a shark.

    Amber Never Heard of Her is a total climber and I want to smack Depp for leaving Vanessa, the mother of his children and his partner for many years, and then boom - engaged again! I like him, so that makes it even worse.

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  10. HabibtiDecember 4, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    Well his ex-common law wife Vanessa Paradis managed to get herself a cute new boyfriend that is super rich. Guess he is drinking a cup of sour milk.

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  11. SugarTitzDecember 4, 2014 at 12:00 PM

    just going to say vanessa has been set free from the stinky drunk pirate and looking like the good one.. she will always have the upper hand now..johnny has had ed issues for years and can't get it up most of the time and is basically just a stinky old tatted up pirate..vanessa has johnny's money, kids, connections, and a hot young rich boyfriend to keep her happy..karma is spelled a-m-a-n-d-a

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  12. UnknownDecember 4, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    I assume most women in america would just like him to stumble into a shower every month or so.

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  13. UnknownDecember 4, 2014 at 3:13 PM

    I think about how fresh, hot, and CLEAN he looked on 21 Jump Street (the show, not his cameo in the movie), and it depresses the hell out of me.
    I guess changing his "Winona Forever" tat into "Wino Forever" has truly become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    FFS, Johnny needs to get his shit together..if for nothing else, he should do it for his teenage kids.

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  14. auntliddyDecember 4, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    Yeah, Johnny wont be long for this world if he doesnt get straight.

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