#1 – This foreign born singer who is married to an Academy Award winner/nominee couldn’t make it to the bathroom at a club the other night because he was so drunk. He decided the hallway looked just fine.
#2 – This much younger foreign born singer than the one in #1 talks a good game but the A- lister has had sex with his performer ex lots of times. Lots. So, don’t believe the whole faithful to the girlfriend thing he likes to project.
#3 – This former A list tweener actress is all grown up and doesn’t act but still has A list name recognition. She also made quite the sight the other night sharing lines of coke with her former television dad.
Source: Crazy Days and Nights
I have to say the blind on the other site is much more interesting......
ReplyDeleteThat one is pretty good!
Deletei thought catherine bach
Deletedaisy dukes for other site
yup not too aware of her but makes sense
DeleteJohn Mellencamp as the coke guy who fucked 50 women
Rick James as the guy talking about speedball
Neil Young as the guy harassing her for sex
Lou Reed as the guy catching himself on fire
The concert was Farm Aid 87
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Deletethanks for filling in the rest derek..
Deletedaisy dukes was my 1st thought
3) Ashley Olsen / Bob Saget
ReplyDeleteLast one an Olsen and Saget.
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ReplyDelete@Derek, fiction and hyperbole are almost always interesting!
ReplyDeleteHere is where #3 came from: Ashley Olsen And Bob Saget Had A Mini ‘Full House’ Reunion (E apparently isn't the DM exclusively!)
haha true----heroin and dead rock stars though....
Delete1. Keith urban or chris martin
ReplyDeleteCould #1 be Mumford guy?
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought too.
DeleteI think #1 is supposed to be Keith Urban - he's in the DM getting all emotional. And we all know E cannot stand Nic & Keith.
ReplyDelete1) urban
ReplyDelete2) sheeran/goulding
Hope it's not Urban. Isn't he supposed to be sober? I'll say Chris Martin only because technically he is still married.
ReplyDelete3.Raven/ Bill Cosby
ReplyDeleteHope its not urban either, he's supp to be sober. And i will for sure go with saget- who is a pervert- and ashley mary kate, whatever.
ReplyDelete1..i thought mumford and carrie mulligan
ReplyDelete2. ed sheernan/ ellie goulding
3. ewwww
I'm with @auntlicky
ReplyDeleteSaget is a big beaked Perv! (I threw the "big beak" in there but...)
For a moment once I thought his stand up was funny, until he got to the Pervy part he always goes to. He can't accept the league he has to play in. He wants beauty first but can't come close to returning it. And I don't think he's got enough $ to
Make up for it.)
1.i don't see Urban stooping that low or jumping off the wagon. Then again, his wife would push anyone off.