Screech Stabbed A Guy

Well, that's one way to celebrate Christmas! TMZ reports that in the early hours of Friday morning, Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from Saved By the Bell, was arrested in Wisconsin for stabbing a guy. Screech and the victim got into an argument late on Christmas night, and Screech stabbed the guy with a switchblade. The victim had a 1/2 inch wound under his armpit which bled heavily. The skirmish was allegedly over taking pictures of Screech. Screech is claiming self defense. This should go without saying, because really, why would anyone want to? But don't take pictures of Screech; it makes him stabby.