Monday, January 19, 2015

Would You Buy Car Insurance From Lindsay Lohan?

TMZ reports that Esurance has hired Lindsay Lohan as their newest spokeswoman in a new commercial to air during the Super Bowl. To briefly recount her driving record, she was arrested twice in 2007, once for a DUI, and once for taking some dudes hostage. 2010 found her hitting a baby stroller while driving, and 2012 had her driving into a car outside of a club. And an 18 wheeler. And a person. She's not much better at walking.

22 comments:

  1. Maybe they feel her appeal is to high-risk drivers.

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  2. Probably safer to buy the insurance she shills for instead of buying any jewelry she'd sell you.

    O/T but the View isn't sucking today. Of course, Whoopi isn't on. So there's that. (Naya Rivera, Mel B., and Mario Cantone are co-hosts today.)

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  3. Ugh, watching that video...I'm surprised there aren't MORE falls with celebrities. Those flashing lights, UGH!

    Girl's gotta work. *shrugs*

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  4. Yasss! The cactus fall is my fave Lohag moment! Thanks Outtie that made my morning!

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  5. If anyone should have a good policy, it's LL.

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  6. wtf! That is like Mama June being the next Cover Girl....

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    1. More like Mama June being the spokesperson for Trojan Condoms.

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  7. Since someone literally dragged her over and between a step and a plant, that's not her fault. I'd fall too.

    Not too sure about the insurance company. Maybe Karen has the right idea. "If we can insure Lindsay Lohan, we can insure you!"

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  8. Depending on how it's presented, it could be very funny. I'm not holding breath though.

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  9. I was about to say, Dexy, this guy is dragging her into the plants AND someone actually stepped on the back of her foot. That's why she was stuck. That and the flashing lights of the cameras. Jeebus!

    But no, not a good idea to have her shill insurance. UNLESS they use all her past transgressions in a funny way..Like, "Hey with my record it's hard to get insurance. But with Esurance...". You get the gist.

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  10. I would buy any insurance that Lindsay has because it seems to include a permanent get out of jail free card!

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  11. I could do it in half the time ;)

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  12. Agree. It could be a humorous ad if handled with a light, deft touch.

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  13. It'd be like David Hasselhoff shilling burgers with his drunken cheeseburger incident. Or Mike Tyson shilling ear piercing services.

    I love me some John Corbett and his CVS (or is it Rite-Aid?) commercials do not offend my ears, but I don't go there because of or despite him, it's just not close to my work or home. Dennis Haysbert and Dean Winters did a much better job than Lohag will do.

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  14. I guess her movie "career" is officially over now.

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  15. Well her insurance premiums alone must be making some insurance company very rich

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  16. I'd rather buy the insurance to cover my fur coats and jewelry around her.

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  17. her "friend" dragged her right into that cactus!!!
    her friends are her downfall.. that and her denial and narcissism

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  18. Can you win an Oscar for a TV commercial??? This just might be what LiLo's been waiting for!!!!

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