Thursday, January 22, 2015

Zooey Deschanel Is Engaged

She just announced her pregnancy, and now Us Weekly reports that Zooey Deschanel is engaged to her baby daddy, Jacob Pechenik. The couple began dating in the Summer of 2014, and are expecting their first child together in the Summer of 2015. This will be The Deschanel's second marriage; she was previously married to Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard from 2009-2012.
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18 comments:

  1. cheesegrater15January 22, 2015 at 6:35 AM

    They're going to have the quirkiest, hipteriest, most ironic wedding in history. Thick-rimmed glasses, skinny jeans, and fake mustaches for everyone!

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    1. UnknownJanuary 22, 2015 at 6:43 AM

      Cheesegrater : i wonder if the baby will come out wearing horn rimmed glasses wearing an ironic tshirt?

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    2. UnknownJanuary 22, 2015 at 6:46 AM

      Ha ha ha! And i bet Zooey's ta tas spring boutique beer instead of milk.

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    3. phrancophauxJanuary 22, 2015 at 11:22 AM

      @Bee that comment absolutely killed me

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    4. UnknownJanuary 22, 2015 at 3:31 PM

      ;-) phran.

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  2. CathyJanuary 22, 2015 at 6:37 AM

    Hmm, maybe they should wait until they've been dating for at least 500 days?

    (sorry, couldn't resist)

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  3. SherryJanuary 22, 2015 at 6:56 AM

    Mazel to the couple.

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  4. SugarTitzJanuary 22, 2015 at 7:19 AM

    Mason jars
    skinny jeans
    leather jackets
    baby named Flynn, grey , Ellis

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    1. cheesegrater15January 22, 2015 at 7:53 AM

      Or, if it's a girl, Gertrude Agatha Flynn. She'll have a Pinterest wedding and baby shower and Instagram all of it.

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    2. UnknownJanuary 22, 2015 at 8:13 AM

      Sugar: went to NYE party dress themed as "underground hipster". To top it off i took my own mason jar to drink champagne from.

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    3. SugarTitzJanuary 22, 2015 at 9:51 AM

      don't forget
      hendrix
      jagger
      brooklyn
      bronx
      ivy
      ava

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  5. Brenda LJanuary 22, 2015 at 8:00 AM

    Outtie, I will pay you a small monthly stipend to never use the phrase "The Zooey" ever again. Enty drove me nuts with that shit.

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    1. Seven of ElevenJanuary 22, 2015 at 8:43 AM

      I will contribute to that fund!

      I like Zooey. There I said it, bring on the wet noodle lashing.

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  6. ladybausJanuary 22, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    Death Cab for Cutie is the worst band name ever

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  7. MinPinGirlJanuary 22, 2015 at 2:19 PM

    Sorry, I'm Team Emily Dechanel all the way. Bones beats The New Girl.
    Mr. Min Pin and I tried watching TNG and found it so annoying we had to change the channel lest our heads explode. She's been okay in the few bit parts in movies I've seen her in (Big Trouble, The New Guy & Elf) but she's so monotone in all her roles. She doesn't seem to have much range. Maybe I'm just too old to find her quirkiness irresistible...probably

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  8. UnknownJanuary 22, 2015 at 3:33 PM

    Zooey's a walking commercial for etsy and Mod Cloth (having said that, i love both).

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  9. B626January 22, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    I bet Joseph Gordon Levitt is just crushed ;)

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  10. UnknownJanuary 23, 2015 at 8:21 AM

    Blind item on CDan asks which actress was fed up with her boyfriend and didn't see the relationship going anywhere until one thing changed, but she is still unhappy with boyf.
    Popular guess was Zooey - cos we all know that having a baby is guaranteed to save a relationship!!

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