Sunday, January 18, 2015

Tweet of the Day

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16 comments:

  1. Seven of ElevenJanuary 18, 2015 at 11:16 AM

    As far as insults go, one about heartburn is pretty basic itself.

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  2. BasilJanuary 18, 2015 at 11:19 AM

    Can someone explain to me what this means?

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  3. JoEllaJanuary 18, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    @Basil, I was just going to ask the same thing.. what does it mean?! And who is this chick?

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  4. DenaJanuary 18, 2015 at 11:36 AM

    She's a comedian, but apparently not a very good one. I don't get it, either.

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  5. Seven of ElevenJanuary 18, 2015 at 11:51 AM

    I think it's supposed to be saying "you're bitter like bile". It's a teabag joke.

    GO HAWKS! I'm watching pre-game and that place is packed (haha)! This is going to be a good game.

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  6. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 18, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    Interesting interpretation 7. I read just as a play on the "basic bitch" diss.
    Everyone's system has a different breakdown of acidic and basic (alkaline), which you can actually test yourself at any given point of the day with a tape like this; pH levels fluctuates based on what you consume.

    This tape and other pH measurements can help people with a range of health issues, such as Barrett's esophagus, ulcers, cancer, interstitial cystitis etc. Ideally, one should be a neutral pH level. Another random fact: this tape typically tests saliva, but it also some times used by doctors as a basic screening device for vaginal health (ie if something is off with your hoo-ha's pH, you may have an infection).

    In sum, bitch can eat acidic food for days without feeling the heartburn because she is too basic.

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  7. get off my lawnJanuary 18, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    If a joke needs to be explained, it's an epic fail!!!!

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    1. Ms.January 20, 2015 at 1:29 PM

      This joke would kill at a science conference.

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  8. MinPinGirlJanuary 18, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    Even that explanation needs an explanation. She shouldn't quit her day job.

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  9. SherryJanuary 18, 2015 at 1:12 PM

    It's not funny like ,"Don't trust an atom,they make up everything". Total fail.

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    1. Vintage PinkJanuary 18, 2015 at 7:24 PM

      Maybe she thinks she is a scientist. Non-funny.
      Min pin ftw is funnier, because it rhymes!

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  10. ticklemyfancyJanuary 18, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    Not funny.Next!

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  11. skippyJanuary 19, 2015 at 9:21 AM

    I wonder how many times she practiced that little acidic number in the mirror .

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