Which A list star is having sex with soooo many different super models that he is telling friends he’s worried that his penis is going to fall off!
He is constantly surrounded by beautiful woman and literally has them throwing themselves at him. It is impossible for him to say ‘no.’
Good to be the KING!
Source: Naughty Gossip
On a certain level its quite impressive, and then its also extremely nasty to be sticking your dick in so many holes. I don't even need to say who this fine fella is suppose to be.
ReplyDeleteSupposed to be Leo but I don't believe for a second he's sleeping with all those models.
ReplyDeleteFor one thing he has to save time to throw Lukas a bone, pun intended, now and then.
Why is he worried it's going to fall off? Is it not firmly attached?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it's firmly attached...
Delete@VIP, ohhhh my, I didn't know Leo had some heft!
DeleteWow, never saw him nude before.
DeleteVip- nice! I like that he's got a semi! Lol.
DeleteOMG I love that song! I haven't heard it in like 20+ years
DeleteAnd on the real detachable penis.. is it me or does Leo have a strange bumb or curve?
Trust VIP to deliver the goods! LoL.
DeleteLeo looks like he's got some kind of strange double head on that thing. Split dick?
DeleteLeo DiCatchaHo. Old news. Next!
ReplyDeleteSheesh, did Mr X write this? Of course it's Leo, he even has the "P**** Posse" moniker already. "King of the World" from Titanic.
ReplyDeleteIf he's worried it's going to fall off, maybe he should give it a rest. Or call the Chinese Lorena Bobbitt to take care of it for him.
He's the King of the world!
ReplyDeleteYay, I finally got one!
ReplyDeleteLeo can do as many models as he wants, he still looks miserable.
Yep caliblondy at this point it must be boring, where do you go from supermodels? and he doesn't get rave reviews from the other side, or so the rumours go
ReplyDeleteThe Fat F--K should worry about having a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this even a blind? Of course it is Leo, but if he is worried about getting a STD, he should wrap it up.
ReplyDeleteI object to the term "supermodels" and Leo di Caprio being used in the same sentence.He wishes...
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ReplyDeleteGawker has been running articles about Leo's supermodel percentage going down
He's not getting them like he used to
I bet if he lost that fucking beard and like twenty pounds he'd be golden
I don't think Leonardo is as big with the ladies as reported. When he was younger I thought he looked like a kid. One reason I didn't like Titanic was I thought Kate Winslett looked matronly and older than her age, and Leonardo looked 12. I just couldn't buy them as a romantic couple. Now he looks like a paunchy 40 year old with a young face.
ReplyDeleteI think Leonardo, Blake Shelton and Trevor Hoffman (retired SD Padre pitcher) were separated at birth.
I'm thinking that the peak of a models career is teens and early 20s. I can't see many girls that age giving a flip about Ol Leo other than he has money and mostly likely drugs. I'd bet on them not even having seen one of his movies. Maybe he has just aged himself out. He's not hot anymore so now he is resting solely on his name
ReplyDeleteTruly can't believe the way Leo looks now that he's pulling this much tail without drugs and special favors (eg being famous). His publicist planted this rumor I feel.
ReplyDeleteLeo needs to go to a rehab/fat farm and drop ALL that dead weight (models included). IMO there are no more supermodels. When I hear that word I think of Linda Evangelista, Kristy Turlington, Iman,Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, Christie Brinkley, Naomi Campbell, and I'm sure I've forgotten a few.
ReplyDeleteKate Moss was probably at the very end of that era. They're all so disposable and interchangeable these days. Nobody has any real style. Let's face it there are too damn many people trying to be famous these days.
Hey mimpin- i object to the word super put in front of model. There is nothing super about wearing clothes and posing and walking around nyes, models hv to show up on time, in good shape, listen, wear clothes they may not like and stand under hit lights for hours on end while some moody prick insists the shot has to redone because her eye looked crooked or something. But modeling is NOT a superpower!!!
Deleteauntliddy - I completely agree with modeling not being brain surgery. When the term "super" model was coined, to me, I feel like it represented an era more than an actual skill set. It brings to mind Gianni Versace, Helmut Lang, Roxy Music & Jerry Hall. A glam, larger than life era in modeling that couldn't last. Sort of like the roaring twenties. Now the term sounds old, tired and completely irrelevant. Models are back to being a dime a dozen nobodies that are all coke heads and whores.
ReplyDeleteI heart you minpin, because i believe we are sympatico!!
DeleteAccording to Bobbi Brown, Leo is larger than Tommy Lee
ReplyDelete"It's good to be king"...ya all fun and games until somebody gets HIV. This all just sounds like a recipe for disaster.
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