Toostie - "I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod and just instruct them to just "zap" him in his badoobies"..."Ruby? hi...you wanna open the yellow pages under the section, farm equipment retail...
"Her womb was a sterile and infertile place where my seed could find no purchase."
"All right, hayseeds, this is a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or you want I should get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see..."
"I loathe the stink of females. They're so sweet the way God made them. Then they start fooling around with men and soon they're stinking like rotten mushrooms...like an excessively chlorinated swimming pool, like a tuna fish's ree-tirement party. They all stink...from the Queen of England to Bonanza Jellybean... they stink!"
--The Countess, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
(You'd probably have to hear John Hurt's delivery for it to be funny.)
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
you can't handle the truth!! - a few good men stop trying to make fetch happen - mean girls you're writing checks your body can't cash- top gun maverick, take me to bed or lose me forever!!!! - top gun you work on commission right? big mistake, huge!! - pretty woman everything from the devil wears prada
And basically every line from When Harry Met Sally, Ferris Bueller and Heathers, particularly: It will be keggers with kids all next year. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. And, I love my dead gay son.
Sooooo many but among those used most frequently...
"He's an angry elf!" - Elf "Getting there is half the fun." - National Lampoons Vacation "Good Talk" Old school AND "Good Talk, Russ" National Lampoons Vacation
"Silly English Kiiiii nig it's! No go away or I shall taunt you for a second time."
"Of course we're French. Why so you think we have these ridiculous accents!" Holy Grail - Monty Python
" The pleasin' odor is half the point." Oh Brother.... My husband loves this one: "Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
@derek.. every line from mean girls devil wears prada 16 candles pretty in pink "his name is blaine!!!" i will no longer ride by your house on my bicycle
On a dramatic and emotional level: "Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passin'." and "Hey Boo" from To Kill a Mockingbird, gets me in the feels and I turn into a sobbing mess..
For a comedic laugh, def this little gem from Clerks: "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
Since I can't choose one since they are so many, the scene in Clockwork Orange where Alex played by Malcolm McDowell sings "Singing in the Rain, just singing in the rain what a glorious feeling I'm happy again" as he brutally rapes this woman, chilling.
Alex: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.
aka Beethoven
Of course that is also my favourite book because I love the slang Anthony Burgess created. Called nadsat, Now there are online sites with all the slang I had to figure it out as I went along but that was part of the fun,
I love the first paragraph on the first chapter: Alex: "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
@Tina +1. I read the book, watched the film too many times, but the real revelation for me was when the 21st chapter was finally published in the US in 86. It completely changed the meaning of the book and film.
Viddy well, Little Brother, viddy well.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya got any yarbles...
Tina, If you enjoy books with unusual slang, I highly recommend "Maverick Jetpants In the City of Quality". It was pretty awesome as was "Super Sad True Love Story".
Yes indeed EmmaPeel - I loved Emma Peel/ Diana Riggs I wanted to be her with the black leather jumpsuit.
I had the British version of the book all along. Anthony Burgess did an essay for Rolling Stone explaining how the American editors thought the last chapter was redundant. No the last chapter underscored the key point Burgess was making.
“Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?” ― Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
“The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.”
Specifically from Pulp Fiction, "My girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."
And from Singles, Desperation is the world's worst cologne. A compliment for us is a compliment for you. Are my breasts too small for you? Sometimes.
Jerry Maguire: Tiki, you're militant but I love you and Jerry, I have an ant problem.
Cameron Crowe is just a god damn genius, in my opinion. Movies today have no good dialogue. I saw Top Five a couple of weeks ago. It was cute, but nothing really struck me as ingenious.
...and this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
They may take our lives but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!! - Braveheart The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist-The Usual Suspects He pulls a knife,u pull a gun.He puts one of ur men in the hospital,u put one of his in the morgue.That's the Chicago way- The Untouchables. I hope to see my friend again..I hope- Shawshank Redemption Gesundheit - Singles He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy-Monty Python
"Why didn't he like me? Had I stumbled into a patch of bad lighting?" - Cher, Clueless "Miss, did you see that stop sign?" "Duh, officer, I totally paused!" - Cher, Clueless On hitting a cyclist during her driving test: "Oops, my bad!"
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...And I'm all out of bubblegum" "You? You're alright, but this one? Formaldehyde face!" "That's like putting perfume on a pig!" Roddy Piper, They Live
(As a secondary part, all of his insults in the movie such as the ones above were taken from his notebook he used to write down insults and promos from his wrestling days. While going from town to town, he would just try to zone out and jot down things he could use in interviews. Part of what made him one of the greatest talkers in wrestling history)
I suck at remembering good movie lines...my youngest and I used to play a game similar to this. The only lines I remembered were I'll be back and Houston we have a problem.
"....and then hold the chicken salad." " You want me to hold the chicken salad?" " Yeah, I want you to hold between your knees!" It can be hard to get toast, lol
Well, nobody is perfect! :)
ReplyDeleteYa know I watched that movie recently and I found it odd that they always referred to themselves as boys never men.
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ReplyDeleteToostie - "I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod and just instruct them to just "zap" him in his badoobies"..."Ruby? hi...you wanna open the yellow pages under the section, farm equipment retail...
ReplyDelete"You were out of control! I mean Heather and Kurt were a shock but Martha Dumptruck? Get crucial! She was dialing suicide hotlines in her diapers!"
ReplyDeleteShannon Dohertys character in Heathers
I was going to say, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." One of my all time favorite movies!
DeleteDena, that's exactly the one I was going to write.
DeleteGreat minds and all that ...
Brad pitt voice WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
ReplyDeleteI say it everytime i see one
The UPS guy must be terrified of delivering to you! :b
Delete"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".I find Anthony Hopkins inappropiately seductive as Hannibal Lecter
ReplyDeletePretty much most lines from Raising Arizona.
ReplyDelete"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"I love so mu-sob-mu-sob-much!"
"Her womb was a sterile and infertile place where my seed could find no purchase."
"All right, hayseeds, this is a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or you want I should get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see..."
@Seven-I love that you used the last 2 lines. My friend and I quote that movie all the time and that line is one of my faves!
DeleteI'd have to pick something from Raising Arizona or Office Space. Cant really narrow it down any more than that I love them all!
You go right up there Hi and don't you come down til you bring me a toddler!
Delete"Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." Is what I always say about not having kids.
"I loathe the stink of females. They're so sweet the way God made them. Then they start fooling around with men and soon they're stinking like rotten mushrooms...like an excessively chlorinated swimming pool, like a tuna fish's ree-tirement party. They all stink...from the Queen of England to Bonanza Jellybean... they stink!"
ReplyDelete--The Countess, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
(You'd probably have to hear John Hurt's delivery for it to be funny.)
"Ah'll be back.". (Say it to the family almost every time I leave the house. Needless to say, they are not amused by it anymore!)
ReplyDelete"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
ReplyDeleteCarl Spackler (Bill Murray) in Cadddyshack
Basically, everything Bill Murray said in that movie. That quote above is my favorite, though.
DeleteRight on!!!
DeleteEvery bill Murray line ever..
Deletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4beP5nKtruo&autoplay=1
ReplyDeleteThe movie line that I quote the most would have to be "Don't be THAT guy!" (PCU)
ReplyDeleteyou can't handle the truth!! - a few good men
ReplyDeletestop trying to make fetch happen - mean girls
you're writing checks your body can't cash- top gun
maverick, take me to bed or lose me forever!!!! - top gun
you work on commission right? big mistake, huge!! - pretty woman
everything from the devil wears prada
I could have hired someone else but I said to myself go ahead hire the fat incompetent one
DeleteThis is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!!!
Delete...Mind if I do a J?
Oh gooooooood one LadyH!
Deletethe, best, you cannot handle the truth, the best line ever, the best acting by Jack.
Delete"What - the curtains?" Monty Python and The Holy Grail
ReplyDeleteShe has HUUUUUGE........tracts of land.
DeleteNobody puts Baby in the Corner.
ReplyDeleteAnd basically every line from When Harry Met Sally, Ferris Bueller and Heathers, particularly: It will be keggers with kids all next year. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. And, I love my dead gay son.
I carried a watermelon. .
DeleteSooooo many but among those used most frequently...
ReplyDelete"He's an angry elf!" - Elf
"Getting there is half the fun." - National Lampoons Vacation
"Good Talk" Old school AND "Good Talk, Russ" National Lampoons Vacation
And everything from Singles and Pulp Fiction.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry did I ruin your concentration
Delete"Silly English Kiiiii nig it's! No go away or I shall taunt you for a second time."
ReplyDelete"Of course we're French. Why so you think we have these ridiculous accents!"
Holy Grail - Monty Python
" The pleasin' odor is half the point." Oh Brother....
My husband loves this one: "Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
Those two movies are my favorites.
@Sugarbread---or ALL of Mean Girls lol
ReplyDelete"You cant just ask people why their white Karen!"
@derek..
Deleteevery line from
mean girls
devil wears prada
16 candles
pretty in pink
"his name is blaine!!!"
i will no longer ride by your house on my bicycle
teen witch
That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
DeleteAll you do is stay around here and fuck my mother and eat our food...Mother Fucker! Food Eater!
ReplyDeletePulp Fiction
ReplyDeleteMia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
On a dramatic and emotional level: "Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passin'." and "Hey Boo" from To Kill a Mockingbird, gets me in the feels and I turn into a sobbing mess..
ReplyDeleteFor a comedic laugh, def this little gem from Clerks:
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
Hey, hey you come back here!
Deletehaha classic - that whole movies is filled with amazing quotes!
"Shitter was full"
ReplyDeleteSince I can't choose one since they are so many, the scene in Clockwork Orange where Alex played by Malcolm McDowell sings "Singing in the Rain, just singing in the rain what a glorious feeling I'm happy again" as he brutally rapes this woman, chilling.
ReplyDeleteAlex: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.
aka Beethoven
Of course that is also my favourite book because I love the slang Anthony Burgess created. Called nadsat, Now there are online sites with all the slang I had to figure it out as I went along but that was part of the fun,
I love the first paragraph on the first chapter:
Alex: "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
@Tina +1. I read the book, watched the film too many times, but the real revelation for me was when the 21st chapter was finally published in the US in 86. It completely changed the meaning of the book and film.
DeleteViddy well, Little Brother, viddy well.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya got any yarbles...
I was cured, all right.
Tina, If you enjoy books with unusual slang, I highly recommend "Maverick Jetpants In the City of Quality". It was pretty awesome as was "Super Sad True Love Story".
DeleteYes indeed EmmaPeel - I loved Emma Peel/ Diana Riggs I wanted to be her with the black leather jumpsuit.
DeleteI had the British version of the book all along. Anthony Burgess did an essay for Rolling Stone explaining how the American editors thought the last chapter was redundant. No the last chapter underscored the key point Burgess was making.
“Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?”
― Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
“The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.”
DeleteHow I felt this morning LOL.
Thanks Sherry I will definitely look that book up!
Delete"The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here!"
ReplyDelete"Could be worse, could be raining."
@Unknown...The Jerk is one of my all time favorite movies!!!! I've watched it 5,000 times and still laugh all the way through!!
DeleteAbsolutely! Everything from The Jerk.
DeleteI found my special purpose!
You aught to name that dog Shithead!
I don't need anything....but this thermos
"Bond, James Bond."
ReplyDeleteSean Connery.
Touche.
Delete
DeleteBond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
Bond: Bond. James Bond.
"If you ain't first, you're last"
ReplyDeleteAs Good As It Gets - "When I first Saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then of course, you spoke. "
ReplyDelete"Simon, This is Carol the waitress.
DeleteCarol, this is Simon the Fag."
Specifically from Pulp Fiction, "My girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."
ReplyDeleteAnd from Singles, Desperation is the world's worst cologne. A compliment for us is a compliment for you. Are my breasts too small for you? Sometimes.
Jerry Maguire: Tiki, you're militant but I love you and Jerry, I have an ant problem.
Cameron Crowe is just a god damn genius, in my opinion. Movies today have no good dialogue. I saw Top Five a couple of weeks ago. It was cute, but nothing really struck me as ingenious.
Tee Pee was the name in Jerry Maguire. My bad.
Deleteevery line from murphys romance with james garner (rip) and sally field
ReplyDeleteMurphy: I'm in love for the last time in my life.
Emma: I'm in love for the first time in my life.
Murphy: It might be the ball cock.
Emma: Most problems start there.
Emma: Stay to supper, Murphy?
Murphy: I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast.
Emma: How do you like your eggs?
Emma: [at the hospital, looking at the babies in the maternity ward] Any of them yours?
Murphy: I told you, I go out of town.
[about his birthday cake]
Emma: Okay, what is it? How old are you, Murphy?
Murphy: Just set the damn thing on fire!
[last lines]
Murphy: I'm sixty.
Emma: [after being turned down for a loan by the bank] I'd go out on the streets, but you've only got one.
...and this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
ReplyDeleteMr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs
"Dogs barking, can't fly without umbrella." - Terry Doolittle (Whoopi Goldberg) in Jumping Jack Flash
ReplyDeleteAnd also from Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I wanna do..Gosh!
ReplyDelete@Sherry: “You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”
DeleteThat's how I roll! (Let's not forget Anchor Man)
*high fives Sherry*.
DeleteOne of my favourite movies ever!
"I like your sleeves, they're really big"
"Eat it Tina! Stupid lard!"
Prick Up Your Ears 1987
ReplyDeleteJoe Orton: I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents.
Kenneth Halliwell: Cheap clothes suit you. It's because you're from the gutter.
Joe Orton: Have you been reading my diary?
Kenneth Halliwell: No.
Joe Orton: Why not? I would.
They may take our lives but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!! - Braveheart
ReplyDeleteThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist-The Usual Suspects
He pulls a knife,u pull a gun.He puts one of ur men in the hospital,u put one of his in the morgue.That's the Chicago way- The Untouchables.
I hope to see my friend again..I hope- Shawshank Redemption
Gesundheit - Singles
He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy-Monty Python
from Varsity Blues said with a southern accent "I don't want. Your life" ... I don't know why but it's in my weird head all the time.
ReplyDelete"Why didn't he like me? Had I stumbled into a patch of bad lighting?" - Cher, Clueless
ReplyDelete"Miss, did you see that stop sign?" "Duh, officer, I totally paused!" - Cher, Clueless
On hitting a cyclist during her driving test: "Oops, my bad!"
"Sometimes, Dolores... sometimes, you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes, being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto."
ReplyDelete"An accident, Dolores, can be an unhappy woman's best friend."
I just read that book. I picked it up at the airport with any expectations and I really enjoyed it. I love those lines.
Delete+1!!
DeleteAnd from John Waters' movie, Desperate Living:
ReplyDelete"This isn't some communist day care center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!"
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...And I'm all out of bubblegum"
ReplyDelete"You? You're alright, but this one? Formaldehyde face!"
"That's like putting perfume on a pig!"
Roddy Piper, They Live
(As a secondary part, all of his insults in the movie such as the ones above were taken from his notebook he used to write down insults and promos from his wrestling days. While going from town to town, he would just try to zone out and jot down things he could use in interviews. Part of what made him one of the greatest talkers in wrestling history)
I suck at remembering good movie lines...my youngest and I used to play a game similar to this. The only lines I remembered were I'll be back and Houston we have a problem.
ReplyDelete"OH MA GAWWWED, UR A HOOKAH? I thought I was just doing really good with you!"
ReplyDelete"What should I wear tonight? -
Steeal sumthing casual."
"Ahhhhhh. You must have hated this Moose."-
"WILL YOU FORGET THE MOOSE!!"
"Ah, you're A HEDGE!"
"DONT YOU JUST HATE PERRY's WIFE??"
arthur
"Do you want some sandwiches?"
ReplyDelete...Bad Santa
What is it with you and friggin sandwiches??? (Love that film!)
DeleteNo, I am your father - Darth Vader
ReplyDeleteOh God, not another fucking beautiful day. - White Mischief
ReplyDelete"....and then hold the chicken salad."
ReplyDelete" You want me to hold the chicken salad?"
" Yeah, I want you to hold between your knees!"
It can be hard to get toast, lol
"You can't sit with us" - Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
ReplyDelete'Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!' Scream
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