What a mess!
This fauxmance was supposed to be easy. Everybody signed the contract and was supposed to play their part, with him footing the bill and getting PR for the both of them, and her playing the sweet, happy girlfriend. Easy.
This summer was supposed to be fun. Traveling together, sightseeing, beach vacations, ice cream, athletic events. Fun.
Not so fun and easy right now. She blew it. She’s gone and made him look bad!
As the Tom Hanks character Jimmy Dugan would say, “There’s no crying in fauxmance! THERE IS NO CRYING IN FAUXMANCE!”
Now our actor is stuck. She just blew her second chance with him, but if he breaks up with her right now, HE looks like the bad guy who made his girlfriend cry! If he doesn’t break up with her, he’s stuck with someone who has made him look bad. He and his team are NOT happy today.
Expect some highly-publicized romantic gestures in the short-term to take the heat off of him, and then for things to be kept very happy and light through the end of the summer. He needs to get some distance from crygate before making his next move.
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Source: Blind Gossip
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