Last Daily Depp Update

And the messiness continues. A lot has come out in the past few days in the ongoing Amber Heard/Johnny Depp saga. It will be exhausting to read about this day after day, so consider this the last update until they actually start going to court to prove stuff, because the "he said she said" sources running to the media is so tiresome already.

First up, Amber Heard is on the cover of People this week with the headline "Inside Their Toxic Marriage." So that's whose side People is taking in all of this. Amber also released a spate of text messages to Entertainment Tonight, which she claims are written by Johnny's assistant Stephen Deuters and were sent to her, apologizing for his boss attacking her.

Pretty much every site out there is covering the Depp/Heard dramz; I personally think that TMZ is the most credible because they do their homework and always have solid sources. TMZ reports that Johnny's assistant Stephen Deuters states that the text messages that Amber Heard provided to Entertainment Tonight are heavily doctored, and that he never said Johnny attacked her. He also states that he has never seen Johnny be violent toward anyone, and will testify to that under oath. Deuters also points out that the texts are highly suspect, because there are no dates on them.

Back to Amber, TMZ reports that despite Amber's lawyer Samantha Spector vowing to the media on Tuesday that Amber would file a police report against Johnny Depp for domestic violence, sources connected to Amber now state that she will not file a police report against Depp, because she "doesn't want to bury him" and still loves him. Worth noting that filing a false police report is a felony.

Look, neither of them are going to see this, but Amber: fire everyone around you immediately. All of these daily "leaks to the media" are making you look like the thirsty fame heaux that you claim not to be. Zip it up, and go full force in court. And Johnny: Sober up. Looking like a drunk sloppy mess at European after parties on the Hollywood Vampires tour is never a good look, especially when you're in the midst of a hella sloppy divorce.

Gee, can't wait to revisit this in a few weeks when they finally face down in court (not!).