Saturday, October 10, 2015

Shia LaBeouf Arrested For Being A Drunk

TMZ reports that Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Austin, Texas for being a drunk sloppy mess in public aka misdemeanor public intoxication. Shia and a woman tried to go to a bar, but they were so drunk already that the bar wouldn't let them in. Since rules don't apply to Shia, he tried valiantly to charge his way in, but forgot that he wasn't making a movie, so his lack of brute force didn't work. Then he decided it would be a good idea to jaywalk in front of cops and act a fool, hence the arrest. I would say "Get it together," but I don't know if that's realistic. How about, "Keep it to James Franco levels!"

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