Monday, October 5, 2015

Onion King Rides Again

Page Six reports that Onion King Nick Loeb will not be deterred from his goal of total condiment domination. Loeb recently sent the following email out to prospective donors, in an effort to fund his Onion Crunch: "Would you like to own [more than] 8,000 shares of Onion Crunch . . . for $1,000 investment. We are raising capital to launch . . . JalapeƱo Crunch, Fried Green Tomato Crunch, Hummus Crunch and Quinoa Crunch. We are raising $500K for almost 10 percent of the company.” Don't all line up at once to donate!

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