Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Amber Heard and Elon Musk Won't Go Away

Okay, so we all thought this was dunzo and this former couple would ride off separately into the sunset, never to be heard from again. We were wrong. E! News reports that Amber Heard posted a pic of herself doing her best Ariel impression, so Elon Musk took it upon himself to comment on the post with his official breakup statement to the world. He wrote as follows: "Btw, just to clear up some of the press storm this weekend, although Amber and I did break up, we are still friends, remain close and love one another. Long distance relationships when both partners have intense work obligations are always difficult, but who knows what the future holds."

Gag me with a spoon. These two thirsty fame heaux deserve each other. Carry on with that gold digging, Amber! And whatever you do, don't sign a prenup!

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