Saturday, September 19, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Loses Lawsuit

Lindsay and Dina Lohan recently sued Fox News because someone joked on air that "Lindsay Lohan's mom is doing cocaine with her." TMZ reports that a judge has just thrown out the lawsuit. Why? I'll let the judge say it: "Truth is a defense." Burn! You see, you can't sue people for saying that you're a cokehead when you actually are a cokehead. And you can't sue people for saying that your mother is a cokehead when your father has your taped phone call of you saying "Mom's on cocaine." Better luck next time!

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