We know that some of you are upset over changes in your favorite band. However, if you can stop crying for five minutes, you’ll want to know what’s next!
Management is now considering replacing exiting members of the band – one at a time – with younger and fresher faces and voices!
BG calls it “The Menudo Strategy”. For approximately twenty years, starting in the late 1970s, the management of a Latin boy band called Menudo constantly swapped out the boys as they got too old or tired or screwed up. All told, there were over THIRTY boys (including singer Ricky Martin) who were members Menudo at one time or another!
As our band is still very popular – and making LOTS of money – employing this strategy makes good business sense. There is absolutely no point in killing this cash cow and putting dozens of people out of work just because the original members got old or tired or screwed up!
It won’t be hard to find the first replacement. Already under consideration: two boys who star in different television shows, one young film actor, and two boys who are Broadway performers.
Do you think “The Menudo Strategy” is a good idea or bad idea for this band?
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Source: Blind Gossip
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