Monday, November 28, 2016

John Wayne Bobbitt Still Talking About His Penis

John Wayne Bobbitt, 49, appeared on an episode of Reelz's Scandal Made Me Famous to update the world on the state of his penis, because obviously everyone is always concerned about what is going on in his pants. Here's what he had to say, as reprinted by People:

On his progress one week after wife Lorena Bobbitt had chopped off his penis:
“I called my mom from the hospital. My mom answered, and I said, ‘Mom, I can’t believe it!  I got an erection.’ My mom said, ‘I don’t want to hear that. Talk to your dad.’ ...It was the happiest day of my life. It was amazing.”

On his foray into porn in the 90s:
“My movies were the bestselling adult videos in history. I won awards for it, and I traveled around to different countries and went to award shows and stuff.”

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