Tweets of the Day 10/20/17

*opens instagram*

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

— Brazos (@Brazos_Elkins) October 18, 2017

!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/zneJIzKu6f

— Grace (@graceL721) October 19, 2017

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 19, 2017