Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Goop Has Been Trolling You This Whole Time

Gwyneth Paltrow recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about some of the ridiculous shit that is written up on Goop. Here's what she had to say:

“I don’t actually know that much about earthing, and it came out of me not knowing anything about earthing but hearing about it. They say that we’ve lost touch with being barefoot in the earth and there’s some sort of electromagnetic thing that we’re missing, and so it’s good to take your shoes off and walk in the grass. I don’t know what the fuck we talk about.”

On Goops suggestion of squatting while urinating:
“I don’t know [if it’s good for you]. I never read that before.”

On Goop's infamous jade eggs:
“So the jade egg is an ancient Chinese practice where women insert the jade egg in their lady parts to help tone the pelvic floor … I need to start preaching what I practice. We sell tons of them. Women have had incredible results. It acts as a small weight and so I suppose it tones the pelvic floor. There are women who are really good at practicing this and they say it’s really good for balancing hormones and has all kinds of amazing benefits.”

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