Thursday, January 28, 2016

Kardashian Korner

Kanye West went off on a twitter rant against Amber Rose's baby daddy Wiz Khalifa yesterday, and Amber Rose stepped in to lay the smackdown on dat ass. It started with Kanye's decision to name his new album WAVES. Here's what went down, as reprinted by E! News:

Wiz: "Please don't take the wave. Max B is the wavy one. He created the wave. There is no wave without him. He's the reason I sing on all my songs. That's the wave. If theres nothing wit that sound ITS NOT WAVY."

Yeezus: "All respect to Andre Harrel and Max B #Waves."

Wiz: "Yea aight."

Yeezus: "Like, oh that's Ye and I can put his wife's initials on my twitter @Wizkhalifa"

Wiz: "KK is weed fool. Reason's why your not wavy. Go bacc to Swish."

Yeezus: "Bro first of all you stole your whole sjit from Cudi. Second, your first single was corny as fuck and most there after. You have distracted from my creative process."

Wiz: "I been smashed the idea of that album even existing. I got joints to roll @kanyewest."

Yeezus: ""I went to look at your twitter and you were wearing cool pants. I screen grabbed those pants and sent it to my style team #Wizwearscoolpants. 
3rd no one I know has ever listened to one of your albums all the way through
4th you let a stripper trap you
5th I know you mad every time you look at your child that this girl got you for 18 years" 
6th don't ever come out the side of your neck at me.
7th I am your OG and I will be respected as such. 
8th I made it so we could wear tight jeans
9th me and Cudi created this shit
10th don't you ever in your fucking life speak sideways about a [dude] that's fighting for us I do this for all of us. 
11th I showed you respect as a man when I met you.
12th You wouldn't have a child if it wasn't for me.
13th You own waves???? I own your child!!!!
14th it's called creativity #youshouldtryitsomeday
15th I tried to call you and you changed your number.
16th don't even hint at mentioning me my family or my wife. I am your OG."
17th I think you dress cool I wish I was skinny and tall. Maybe I couldn't be skinny and tall but I'll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation.
Don't ever ever ever come out the side of your mutherfucking neck bro or bruh or however you say it Mr. Waves. I'm YE and I ain't gotta say it the right way I'm Ye I'm Ye I'm Ye I'm Ye I'm Ye I'm Ye I'm Ye. Thank you for the extra promotion #WAVES available February 11th."

Amber Rose heard her google alert go off to let her know that someone mentioned her in the media, so took to her Twitter to drop the mic:
"Awww @kanyewest are you mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch"


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