Celebrity Real Estate - Don't Hassel the Hoff Edition

David Hasselhoff is getting out of Kardashian Kountry. He recently chopped $100K off the asking price of his Calabasas home in order to get it to move faster; the new listing price is $2.199 million. For that price, you get five bedrooms, 5,767 square feet of floor space upon which to drunk-eat your burgers, and free Kanye concerts whenever he starts yelling in his yard nearby. See pictures of the property at Page Six.