Here's What It's Like to Work for Rob Lowe

TMZ reports that Rob Lowe is in the market for a new assistant. Here is the criteria that was listed in the job posting:

"-- Never assume anything

-- Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day

-- Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT

-- Ensure that the CLIENT HAS A DINNER PLAN IF ARRIVING HOME LATER THAN 8 PM in the evening

-- Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival

-- Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT'S body man

-- Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT"

If you're willing to take that on, you'll be getting $70K/year, plus benefits.