Thursday, September 8, 2016

Ryan Lochte Suspended

TMZ reports that Ryan Lochte has been suspended by the USOC, the IOC, and USA Swimming for 10 months. To put that in perspective, Michael Phelps was only suspended for 6 months after getting 2 DUIs. Granted, Ryan Lochte is a giant douche, but 10 months for being an drunken idiot who was still smart enough to take a cab, vs. 6 months for a drunken asshole who got behind the wheel twice (that we know of)? Yeah, doesn't seem exactly fair. Maybe he can redeem himself on Dancing With the Stars! (That was a joke. Kind of hard to learn how to dance when you don't know which is the right foot and which is the left).

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