RIP Hiddleswift

Well, that didn't take long! Page Six reports that Taylor Swift and Rom Hiddleston have broken up after three months of dating. Is that all? Man, it feels much longer with they way they were ramming it down all of our throats. Oh, and this is rich! Page Six's take is that Tay Tay thinks Tom was using her to land the role of James Bond! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

A source is quoted as follows: “Tom wants their relationship to be public, even asking Taylor to go to the Emmys with him, but Taylor wants to keep her private life private. Tom’s need for their relationship to be so public so quickly makes her uncomfortable. She tried to be OK with it in the beginning but fears he is in love with the idea of her and not falling in love with her for the right reasons. Taylor is an independent young woman and doesn’t feel like she needs a boyfriend to make her feel complete.”

Apparently Tom was pissed that Taylor wouldn't go on any red carpets with him. Did someone actually write that shit with a straight face? I'd say let's rejoice that this is finally over, but we all know that we will have to sit through an entire album of shitty Taylor Swift songs about Loki, coming soon to a radio station near you.