Saturday, October 17, 2015

Hef's Former Girlfriends in Drunken Crash On The Way To Nipple Piercing

The Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina, recently appeared on Botched to fix their noses and boobs. You may also remember them from the final season of Girls Next Door, when they moved into the mansion to start dating Hef when Holly, Kendra, and Bridget moved out. Back to the story at hand, the Shannon twins like posing topless, and must have decided that it was time to have some more adornments, because they decided to get their nipples pierced! If one does, the other has to, because twins! 

And because there are only so many brain cells between them, they thought it would be an awesome idea to get really drunk first to numb the pain. So they sloppily poured into their Mercedes SUV, and swerved along to the piercing shop. But they didn't make it very far before flipping their car. Luckily, they only injured themselves (and their car; the roof was cut off to remove Kristina from the car). LAist reports that the two only suffered minor scrapes and bruises; I'm assuming their recently plastic surgery stayed in tact. Kristina was booked for DUI, as she was the twin that was driving. Get it together, girls! As they say, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!

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