Monday, July 3, 2017

Shia LaBeouf Pees Where He Wants

Page Six reports that Shia LaBeouf is currently filming The Peanut Butter Falcon on Tybee Island, Georgia. Shia LaBeouf is also a rebel who doesn't believe in rules, so when he's gotta go, he's gotta go. He apparently has had to go all over Tybee Island, where whenever the mood strikes him, she just drops trou outside, and pees in the sea, and then rinses off his hands in the same water he has just peed into. Because Shia LaBeouf is a gentleman. I look forward to Shia LaBeouf's next art installation: a collection of jars of Georgia river water mixed with pee, in various colors, displayed in front of a wall of glass (so that you can see the light refracting differently through the jars throughout the day, obviously).

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